fluffy 💜 ✪▾̫✪ @fluffy@awoo.space

dear body

kindly fuck off with this level of pain

love,
fluffy

@maloki yeah I’ve done that too

@maloki yeah. And frankly I only even watch Seth Meyers on YouTube too, so hopefully you’ve now primed my algorithm.

I keep getting YouTube ads for doomsday prepper meal kits “for patriots.” There’s a lot to unpack there.

@maloki oh wow, i hadn’t seen any clips of the Amber Ruffin show yet. It’s a shame she’s relegated to Peacock, because here she shines WAY brighter than she ever could on Seth Meyers’ show.

I had a whole essay about this forming in my head in a dream just now but this is the only part that seems to have survived. There was also a side tangent about slime molds and how it’s not like we even have any big advantage due to circulatory or digestive systems, when slime molds show many of those same aspects.

From a human’s perspective, a bacterium is tiny.

But from a bacterium’s perspective, a human is tiny.

We aren’t bigger than bacteria, we’re just better-aggregated.

@porsupah yeah KEXP is my local public radio station and it's generally what I listen to when I drive these days.

@Austin_Dern https://hyratel.tumblr.com/post/653991072962428928

@porsupah that sounds like the sort of thing that KEXP would just lean into

I just thought of a perfect use for an AirTag: cat collar

Context is important

dangit, tomorrow's weather is taking a turn for the worse. so much for my outdoor barbecue/housewarming/birthday party.

alternate joke: hopefully this is the only case of corona at my party on Sunday

I finally got a case of corona

ah looks like it was mostly written beforehand but then COVID-19 caused them to rewrite parts of it to make it more relatable https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/sweet-tooth-ending-explained-interview

I wonder how much of Sweet Tooth was filmed before COVID-19

@ElectricKeet Josta was a plot point in a story I wrote for TSA