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lb 'We need to recognize, however, that our ability to predict is limited by our previous experiences and how often those experiences have entered our awareness.'

This is why STEM needs to be more diverse ffs

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Ren

We all know Han shot first, but I'm curious as to who - in all the lore and extended universe and canon that Disney says isn't canon - of Star Wars, was the very first person to have fired a weapon.

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re: (-) uspol today, brief 

@regal If you have the energy/will, sure. I mean, it probably won't matter, but then again I've been wrong a lot of times about politics about what happens. They're terrible people, but they do want to get reelected. Might as well call and be counted as a check mark in the "no" column of their calls spreadsheet or whatever, you don't need to make an actual argument for the call to count.

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@ziphi Over three days, with the match being suspended due to darkness, twice!

They outlasted the on-court scoreboard (which broke at 47-47 in the fifth set) and the online scoreboard (which lasted until 50-50)!

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@ziphi en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isner%E2

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Nate Cull (.social)

Don't put all your eggs in one omelette

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zeether

Happy 25th to this game

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clara "deprecated" sparks

convincing my local DSA chapter to host a free TB screening clinic, because there's no ethical consumption under capitalism

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Shark Blackle

Ha! Memes are easy!

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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin

"I have read your report. Did all this really happen?"
"No," the Time Police officer said, "none of it did."
"Well done!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Shark Blackle

Every time a statistician says "long tail" a furry's ears perk up

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dani little ponie :dani: :transgender_flag:​

running npm install to own the libs

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niven's theorem

committing foxes to the repository

FIXES I MEANT FIXES

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dani little ponie :dani: :transgender_flag:​

feed me 

that's it that's the joke

wait. the button says "show more" doesn't it

it doesn't say "see more" so this joke will not work

frig

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cilia_plath

I was typing in "good size for a desk monitor" but now I'm on a side quest?

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Audrey has moved

Discuss

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dani little ponie :dani: :transgender_flag:​

absorb a cat and - meow, meow!

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Eugen Rochko
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Alisca

I'm gonna keep posting this until one of you fucking boosts it

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what do you call the child of a dwarf and an elf? (3) 

@tieflinux@tootplanet.space Dwarves and elves exaggerate human characteristics in opposite directions (in standard fantasy setting). So a half-elf half-dwarf basically looks like a normal human.

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gloomhaven There is nothing here!

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