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How will landlords ever learn to be productive members of society if they're hooked on free money from hardworking Americans? Eventually the free ride will end. We have to break this cycle of dependency.

https://i.redd.it/xqe8zcqf9bn31.jpg

This would make a good board book.

"Welcome," the interviewer said, "please have a seat."
"Thank you."
"Right, as you know time engineering is still in its-"
"-early days, yes. Only invented a year ago."
"We are looking for an experienced engineer."
"I've got five years' experience in the field."
"Excellent!"
#TypoCorrection #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Just gonna make one minor little note here, uh...

Other cultures and races are not a costume, do not dress up as another culture or race.

The ancient mound lies dark. At the autumn equinox sunrise, a ray of light shoots through a small hole, illuminating a book on a stand in the centre.
Those assembled there read, and as the light fades again they turn the page, ready for next year.
Some stories should be savoured.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

My "Not A Mimic" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt. @Crash

"bitcoin is converting capitalism directly into climate change" - Harald Lesch

Switching to Imperial units of measure to own the lbs.

"I hate my life, that's a natural 20 on a gazebo check."

#DnD #OutOfContextDnD

"Always try, to be nice and never fail to be kind."
- Peter Capaldi as Dr. Who

In the fediverse, one breathes oxeugen

I recently learned that New Zealand have expanded the range of indicators for how they measure their country's success. It's not just about the economy any more.

It's about current wellbeing, future wellbeing and their impact on other countries. That covers a huge range of stuff, including biodiversity, life expectancy, literacy, greenhouse gas emissions...everything from fish stocks to child poverty.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this. Feminists have long said that GDP is a patriarchal measure because it ignores the value of women's unpaid work. It's also useless in so many other ways. Well done to New Zealand for coming up with a better way of measuring how your country is doing.

They're not the only country doing this, but they're one of very few trailblazers.

https://www.stats.govt.nz/indicators-and-snapshots/indicators-aotearoa-new-zealand-nga-tutohu-aotearoa/

"Don't go near the castle, it is cursed," the people in the village said.
"In what way?"
"It traps you."
"How?"
"Most of us were passing through, like you; now we can't leave."
"Why?"
They conferred, then an elder spoke. "It has an amazing, huge library."
"I must see it!"
"Noo!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Toxicology says she was wacked out on some new drug called Power Snaps. Found her naked at a T.J. Maxx whisperin' "The dungeon masters are following me."

current demon possession levels are 95%

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Figured out my gender