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Why the fuck did chiropractic get associated with mainstream med? That's not far removed from saying palm readers are legitimate hand doctors. Chiropractic is actually pseudoscience and has nothing to do with your muscoskeletal system.

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Whenever I mention Mastodon on Twitter or my blog, I get a flood of new followers.

And that's OK.

Hello, everyone!

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"...just ruin my box with crawdads."

"That's my favorite line from '50 Shades Of Gray.'"

#mbmbam

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After a review of Proudhon's journals it's been discovered that he only ever drank herbal tea 

Because apparently proper tea is theft

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Ok sleep time. Be excellent to one another.

Here's a photo I took of the Vancouver public library. I loved the geometry of it.
#photography

octodon.social/media/QcsHI3io8

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tired: running mastodon on a raspberri pi
wired: running mastodon on redstone in minecraft

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Websites get slower faster than browsers get faster

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If we could time-travel and run the browsers of today on the web of ~2010, that baby would *fly*

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Bitten by a mysterious, feral, Stallman, they must once every month leave the presence of human civilization altogether for their safery and for the safetly of others. For they are ... ...

Sharewolves.

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"The Professional Sharer" by CGPGrey: cgpgrey.com/blog/the-professio

Published in 2014 but surprisingly prescient, given recent platform changes by Twitter, Patreon, YouTube, and others.

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I'm betting that @christi3k is exactly right about why Patreon has changed their fee structure this week in a way that, in my opinion, makes their business basically worthless. subfictional.com/my-theory-pat

Especially since, OMG, "You can no longer use your Patreon balance to make pledge payments to avoid the per-pledge processing fee."

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The general consensus seems to be:

1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.

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No gods, no kings (joke post) 

Fox only
Final destination

(I can't have been the first person to make this joke)

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Four million dollar birthday parties. What could you do with that much money that wouldn't involve spoiling a child?

freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngul

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Honestly I probably could have skipped my whole "why I'm leaving Twitter" blog post and just posted this comic instead. (source: listen-tome.com/wasted-hours/) toot.cafe/media/APuvNvSDKV4yyu

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Considering an addition to the bylaws that prohibits donations of bitcoin under $100 on the grounds of being an environmental disaster

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God, these Russian dolls. I'm beginning to really hate them. 

They're so full of themselves.

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It's like someone told Trump there was a single simple thing he could do to set the Middle East on fire and inspire a new wave of terrorism, and he said "Oh yeah baby, let's do it!"

freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngul

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sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Til

I wonder if anyone's put together a standard prenup for finaid marriages yet (to make them easy to dissolve, determine what to do if one of the students doesn't graduate within N years).

SOON: parents arranging their kids' undergrad marriages as part of the college application process, thinkpieces bemoaning that the kids aren't responsible for doing it themselves

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