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good morning i spent The Graveyard Hours programming a sm4sh spreadsheet so thats where i am in my life rn

its dangerous to meme alone, take this: 

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i'd like to inquire about this night's meme

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nsfw talk 

alright here are my ideas for alternative adult toy company themes
- plants. banana dildos, strawberry butt plugs, that vine fetish
- paws. just a whole lotta paws

lewd shitpost 

so far we got a dragon mouth, dick, ass, and tail. next we need a dragon left arm, right arm, left leg, right leg, torso, and then we can summon th

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i'm a little square wave short and stout
this is my pulse rate, this's my line out
when you play a synth lead hear me shout
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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lewd talk 

y'all i ordered a dragon muzzle

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@gaylizard I am sorry I can not federate with u becuz u r HEADCRAB INSTANCE

john mastodon, who was gordon mastodon's brother,

just misread "join mastodon" as "john mastodon"

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you would not believe the coos
of ten million soft awoos

[logs into mastodon] hey guys hows it g[SKYRIM 10,000 PINEAPPLES ROLL DOWN A MOUNTAIN EDITION]

i was gonna say Pineapple 2 but thats probably how this whole thing got started

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