(this thought brought to you by hearing a rattling noise outside and thinking "crow?? cro--oh, some kind of drill thing. ENH.")
IF YOU:
* get excited when you hear a crow rattle
* can tell at least two different kinds of crow alarm calls
* can recognize at least two of your local crow murder by their behavior/calls
* run to the window when you hear crows mobbing something to see what they're after
YOU MIGHT BE A CROW PERSON
*ca-caw*
dysfunctional attitude towards food
@anthracite iknowright?? for extra insult, having vague IBS bullshit means that even when I *do* eat like at least 40% of the time I'm gonna *regret it anyway* so WHY AM I PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH THIS ARRRRGH.
I want either an AC adapter or an internal cold fusion generator, either one. or maybe even photosynthesis--going out in the sun would be annoying but I could get a sun lamp and IT'S STILL BETTER THAN HAVING TO EAT. :P
dysfunctional attitude towards food
@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social it's weird and scary and I haven't been able to get any doctor to take it seriously or help me figure out what's going on. it's definitely not a blood sugar thing; I've had my blood sugar tested while having a protein crash and it's been absolutely normal, so doctors say "oh it's not diabetes" and shrug it off. UGH
dysfunctional attitude towards food
@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social if I don't, it's really easy for me not to notice--I just get tired and headachy, until I realize I'm at the point where I can hardly think coherently enough to make myself some scrambled eggs or put something in the microwave. I usually keep some beef jerky on hand in case of emergencies like that. :|
dysfunctional attitude towards food
@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social basically I need to have a certain amount of protein--around a cup, don't know what that would translate to in real measurements XD --about every six hours that I'm awake, or I start getting tired, headachy, and increasingly disoriented. if I'm doing any physical exercising, I need more protein, and usually sooner.
dysfunctional attitude towards food
it's not anorexia, I just... don't like *having* to eat. it's distracting and annoying and kind of a chore. and there's an outlet *right here*. can't I just plug in somehow? *grumblegrump* *stomach rumbles* FINE GOING TO GET FOOD UGH
dysfunctional attitude towards food
*feels hungry*
yeah I know if I don't eat something with protein soon I'm going to have a protein crash and then have difficulty being able to make myself food, but I can keep ignoring it for a while longer
*feels more hungry*
NO REALLY I CAN KEEP IGNORING IT
*stomach is making strange noises*
.... /fiiiiiiiiine/ I'll go find something to eat, HAPPY NOW
@Elizafox yeeeeegh.
@Elizafox oooooh. yah, definitely a racket.
@Elizafox those labour law poster companies are making mint off this racket, I tell ya
@Edelwood this is usually my response to being screamed out of bed by the cats demanding food. XD but then they reward me with TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS OF PURRING so I can't stay annoyed with them for long. =^___^=
@Elizafox I mean, I'd also feel like a weirdo for putting my d*AHEM*
@Elizafox I DID NOT READ THAT AS "DOCK" AT FIRST GLANCE
Wondermark comic, "Bonehead Me." http://wondermark.com/c1375/ I actually kind of like this idea. XD
@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town @Cascadiarch@witches.town ah, of course. :) do you have any Feliway stuff? they make one-use wipes, kinda pricey aerosol diffusers, and less pricey sprays. unfortunately, I'm allergic to something in them so I can't use them much, but they do seem to help. and lots of hiding places and quiet. <3 kitty! =^___^=
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