green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
@thelatestkate@mastodon.art oooh... so pretty!
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If you can't find the item you're looking for in ikea quickly enough, you are transformed into a random ikea item.
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Dealers are callin' it Hippie Roses. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a T.J. Maxx gettin' paid to roll around on the floor with VHS tapes.
@Jacel too fuckin' accurate
@MissSnarkerson@octodon.social @cassolotl@dev.glitch.social hm... yeah, I should look into that. we also have a blood pressure checking device at home, for Spouse, but I can use it some myself as well and check things out from that end.
@chosafine@instance.business if it instantly vanishes, it's feral and doesn't need help. XD
@chosafine@instance.business approach slowly, making low-toned sounds, and offer a bit of food. if it comes to you, it's not feral, and needs help. :|
flickers are pretty excitable birds to begin with. in another month or so I expect them to rediscover that they can get a REALLY BIG SEXY NOISE by drumming on the apartment shingles, and get occasional interruptions through the day of "THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP" like somebody's trying to nail something to the porch at twenty times normal speed. XD
hahah, the flickers are EXCITE which means they're squeaking A LOT REALLY LOUDLY and it's kind of adorable XD
@JulieSqveakaroo (calling this to @Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town 's attention)
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First qvestion: What is the over/under on the desirability to purchase wearable large black (color choice in the future) plush ram/monster/demon horns?
Second qvestion: where were you when you realized that Coach Z was into ABDL, and that his green track suit is actually a footie-jammie onesie?
@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social let us know if that works better! it seems much more clear to me!
@noelle huh... that's a fascinating concept, I'd like to see it in action and see what the results of implementing it would be.
@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social because they see you put your email address there, see the entry box, and think "oh this is where I should put my email address to send you an email!" it's like seeing the word "green" printed in red and trying to figure out what color the word is versus what the actual word is--it's not as intuitive as it seems.
@noiob @noelle ikr? "The $INVENTION will finally bring about the paperless office!" no it fucking won't, I can list off a dozen reasons why it won't, also your "internet of things" will bring about a shining new age of viruses, malware, lockouts, and generally shitty programming and products that cause endless frustration, I'D RATHER HAVE A MECHANICAL FUCKING KEY YOU ASSHATS uuuggggghhhhhh
so yes, re:last few retoots I will be CWing any sportsbowl/Puppy Bowl toots I make (which are likely to be none) and not retooting any that don't, because yeah. enjoy the sportsbowl if you're into it!
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@Yarideki I didn't have any clue what you're talking about, but now
SO yeah same
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@Silviu I am sorry to hear that! but also happy to hear from you! and glad that it sounds like your living situation has improved/is improving! ^____^
@Elizafox @luciferMysticus then this is probably someone I should be following! and I thought I was following, but apparently was not. so thank you! :D
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
