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@Azure granted anything that's shouted in German with industrial music is going to sound scary...

@Azure once somebody wrote in to the local free weekly a smug complaint about "I know German and the people at the club were dancing to Nazi music! the lyrics were all 'one voice, one nation, one true religion!' with scary industrial music!" and I'm like "yeeaaaah that was the Leibach cover of a song called 'One Vision' by NOTED NAZI SYMPATHIZING BAND 'Queen,' you probably haven't heard of them they're PRETTY OBSCURE"

thinking of changing how I use social media 

@kara@occult.camp *gentle nosetouch*

tree fluffing (longish) 

Spouse and I got a medium-small fake Xmas tree, and set it up after he got home. I started unfluffing the branches (it's a thing you have to do with fake trees), but realized that the xmas lights that were included with the tree were wound all around and through the branches, making them infinitely more difficult to fluff. so I just spent the last fifteen minutes untangling the xmas lights from the branches. and then I needed to STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE FOR A WHILE

Dealers are callin' it Illuminati Twinkle. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in the back of a horse drawn carriage covered in tuna.

to-do list, mostly done, and pondering 

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space got my water (and been drinking it), had lunch... messing with computer, but not sure if that counts for relaxation... and took out trash/garbage for movement, as well as the other cleaning chores.

I think... taking a shower seems like a good idea. then maybe getting away from the computer and reading for a while. HNMR, I'll have to try to remember that. XD

to-do list, mostly done, and pondering 

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

trick question? >______>

to-do list, mostly done, and pondering 

oh and
* probably something with Tarot idk

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to-do list, mostly done, and pondering 

things I feel like I *should* do:
* write
* write more dammit
* no really keep writing
* go to store (NO! doing that TOMORROW DAMMIT)
* probably something involving debt collection or something idk
* get mail (TOMORROW DAMMIT)
* clean fridge (???)
* I DON'T KNOW (anxiety)
* WWWRRRRRIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEEE

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to-do list, mostly done, and pondering 

already done:
* catboxes
* laundry
* dishes
* take out trash/recycling
* lunchfood
* rewatch Avengers with note-taking

pondering which to do now, and in what order:
* shower
* nap
* play Skyrim
* ???
* ???????? idk

uspol, petition link 

US Attorney for DC: Drop the Charges Against J20 Protesters! - Sign the Petition! chn.ge/2Bhz0mO via @Change

Late Stage Capitalism, Marketing-Based Privacy Violations (-----) 

@mawr uuuggggggghhhhhhhh. late-stage capitalism ftw! >_____<

some of the juncos have been trying to figure out how to get suet out of the feeder. juncos are ground-feeders; they aren't evolved to hang and feed, like chickadees or woodpeckers. so it's kind of funny but also kind of sad to watch them grab onto the feeder cage and flutter madly while trying to get a beakfull of suet...

I put seed down on the porch floor for them, and now they're much happier. XD

@Mycroft @Leucrotta I just made a really weird loud honking laugh sound at this and scared the cats. so, thank you. :D

nope, not quite done. I coaxed Nar out with treats, and now both of them are sitting in the hallway looking very spooked. poor boys.

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okay, they *seem* to be done messing around on the roof... time to collect and calm the cats.

If you're shopping on Amazon for #cybermonday start from smile.amazon.com instead. Then 0.5% of your purchases will go to a charity of your choice.

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