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the trick to petting cats is once you're done petting don't look back as you walk away, and they *might* stay where you put them

*comes home, sits in front of chair, catches up on Mastodon, stares blankly at things*

..... I was... gonna do stuff? I think? .... but I can't remember what... soooooo *more blank staring*

Tennessee Walrus 

Dealers are callin' it Tennessee Walrus, It's made from asbestos and Ambien. Found this dude on a stoop wearin' a clay bikini buildin' a diorama of an Arby's.

@hummingrain I miss the era of translating the power of the machine to help people. Instead, our commons has become akin to the matrix. Harvesting energy for some opaque purpose. IT. DOESN'T. HAVE. TO. BE. THIS. WAY.

The thing I love about Fully Automated Luxury Queer Space Communism is every time you say/toot/think it, every injection of it into the noosphere shifts the Overton Window to the left and decreases the Martian Muskland colony's likelihood of being just a transpanetary billionaire's Silicon Valley exurb with airlocks.

It's like the verbal equivalent of Grimes.

I think a lot of people are having a rough day so here is some pictures of kittens

#taxamazon struggle 

yesterday i was at city hall in the morning and at a meeting in the evening

today i phone banked, which i hate

tomorrow, city hall again before work, flyering after work

saturday, March on Amazon, Seattle Central College, 11am-?

sorry not sorry, fuck the police, etc etc. this still feels right.

food 

had lovely delicious sushi with @mawr and @kelseyhusky and Bird who I don't know if she has a Mastodon? and played with CORGI BABY PUPPY omg so cute and I may be adopting a Japanese maple seedling next time I go over there! ^____^ also I may want a Mini Cooper now.

hey comrades, Amazon is trying to bully Seattle out of taxing a _tiny_ fraction of its profits. come out on Saturday to show them we won't stand for that, and to pressure the city council into passing the EHT!
m.facebook.com/events/20533084

RT @norvid_studies@twitter.com: Rosling's heuristic: before assuming stupidity, consider weird environmental incentives very different from your own.
🐦🔗: twitter.com/norvid_studies/sta

My computer has died, and I need help replacing it. Please contribute and/or boost, and thank you in advance for your help <3 gofundme.com/noelle-replace-my

sometimes I look at the global timeline and can't tell if I'm not understanding posts because they're about computer stuff, or because they're *literally* in another language. or both!

today's task list (somewhat in order of doing maybe) 

+ catboxes
+ dishes
+ clean & run roomba
(I've already been Productive!)

* rental office re: busted kitchen drawer
* pick up mail
* mall:
** haircut
** soap dish etc.
* shower (probably after getting home from mall)

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today's task list (somewhat in order of doing maybe) 

* catboxes
* dishes
* clean & run roomba
* rental office re: busted kitchen drawer
* pick up mail
* mall:
** haircut
** soap dish etc.
* shower (probably after getting home from mall)

seize the media 

i'm reading this blog post from @ajroach42 about DIY media and all i can think about is queer zines

> At this point, I feel like the act of creating media outside of the control of a multi-million dollar corporation is a radical act in and of itself.

ajroach42.com/diy-media/

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The Red Rectangle Nebula from Hubble

Image Credit: Hubble, NASA, ESA; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap180509.ht #APoD

also great holy *fuck* it's windy and I can see *clouds* of pollen coming off the trees. my eyes sting, my skin itches, my sinuses ache, YAY SPRING

dreams 

so now I kinda want to write the story that goes with this ending! XD but as I said, it's *definitely* an Afro-futurism SF story, and I feel extremely unqualified to write in that genre, as it were. :/ so consider the idea released into the world, for y'all do to as you wish with it.

and that concludes my dreamstuff writeup!

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