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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
apparently there's a network in our area NAMED "the password is password." .......... ?????
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"Every game should have a 'fuck this' button."
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How bout we...
...use "fish" wherever it's tempting to use the (misogynistic) word "bitch"?
Life's a fish, ain't it.
Stop yer fishin'!
Get out of my way, you hazy* fish!
I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SONOFAFISH!!
* replacement for ableist word "crazy"
Not that people on Mastodon seem much inclined to use either of these words -- which is one of the things I've always liked about it.
We're still a heckin' great bunch of people.
We just need a bigger space, now that there are, what, 1.5m of us?
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Working through being ace but not aro.
gawd I am allergic to the spring snow and it's EVERYWHERE and MY ENTIRE EPIDERMIS ITCHES gaaaaaahhhhh
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Cyberpunk was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual.
INXS "The Stairs" is another one that always makes me cry. it's exactly in my key/pitch, so I always try to sing along, but I'm often unable to finish it because my throat closes up before the song's done...
there's somebody outside who's whistling at the birds... they've got at least one of the local birds calling back. good spoofing job, and very determined! XD
disadvantage of leaving window open without a screen: occasional wasp/hornet/yellowjacket visits.
advantage of same: said stingy bugs can *visit* and then *leave* instead of being stuck inside with me.
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Something something girldick something something https://redd.it/8o0koc
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Ahh, the memories... Found an old flash drive with some of the copy center meme-stuff on it.
(Original source probably http://www.colinharman.com/howwouldyoulikeyourgraphicdesign/)
oh jeez I am way up past my bedtime heh.
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"But in the last couple years, there is a more specific reason for eyeing my phone’s ring warily. Perhaps 80 or even 90 percent of the calls coming into my phone are spam of one kind or another."
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/05/ring-ring-ring-ring/561545/
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Yep. The exact reason I don't pick up anymore.
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"that's a made up word"
yes, unlike all the other words, which we did not make up but which we found embedded in the nature of time and space
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I posted those #rollerderby names earlier and one thing led to another and... these are Sith lord guinea pigs.
In Which I Do Not Get Blood Drawn (swearing, annoyance)
title just about says it all. they didn't TELL ME when I was told I needed to have blood labs done that I needed to be FASTING. so, that was a couple of hours out of my day completely wasted! and now I have to try to figure out how to get it done fasting, because THAT'S PART OF THE REASON I'M SEEING THIS DOCTOR, is because I have DIFFICULTY FUNCTIONING WHEN I HAVEN'T EATEN gggnrrrrrgh
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[reposted as public so you can boost if you'd like]
I can't get over the sign for 'trans' in ASL. It's so smooth and suave and pretty omg
It's turning your wrist/palm from down to up, moving inwards like a transformation or like a lotus over your heart. Chella in this video does it really smoothly: https://www.them.us/story/nyle-dimarco-chella-man-queer-asl
oh yaaaaay today is yardwork Friday, I itch all over and it's hard to breathe, yaaaaaaayyyyy
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✨Plush✨ City is down due to what appears to be a hardware issue at Scaleway. I have attempted a hard reboot of the server without success. Scaleway support has not yet responded to my initial ticket reporting the outage.
We may be down for a while, friends. I might have to switch to a new hosting provider before this is resolved.
In the worst case scenario, I have a full server backup as of 5pm CST yesterday.
suddenly, for no discernible reason, the phrase "defective fruit gland" popped into my head just now, and I decided to share. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
