green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
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Hey, everyone:
It's primary election day in parts of the US.
The best and easiest way to have your voice heard is to go vote, so if you have an election today, VOTE!
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instead of PM and AM, i suggest a new notation
o'clock and o'fuck
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"I heard Mastodon was failing."
Mastodon isn't focused on a profit motive. If your paradigm insists that anything that can't be monetized is a failure then sure, Mastodon willingly and cheerfully fails in your eyes.
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If your router fails during a conference call it's Panic! at the Cisco
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When a non-trans man freaks out at finding out that his date is a trans woman it's Panic! at the Cis Bro
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trans formative experiences (+)
early transition is kind of like spending an entire year at the optometrist
"1 or 2?" "heck i can't tell, it all still looks like a bunch of squiggles"
"1 or 2?" "agh 2 2 2, 1 is worse than no lenses and it's already giving me a headache"
"1 or 2?" "uhhhh 1 i guess?"
"1 or 2?" "2 ... wait hang on, i can see all the way down the hallway now, cool!"
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Economics in 
: or, Bigby's Invisible Hand
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@green psychic!! Always strong lol
WoW arrgh
I ran ALL THE WAY from Crossroads to Sun Rock Retreat--intending to use it as a stopping point before heading on to Desolace and Feralas--and then FORGOT TO GET THE FLIGHT POINT before hearthing. /facepalms forever
so now I have to do that whole run. AGAIN.
from now on I'm calling my posts here "honks"
honk honk
no Raziel I am not oppressing you by not letting you lick the whipped cream off my coffee. #kittenthings
gods I am so tempted to have coffee this morning. .... yeah I'm goin to do it. I'M DOING THE THING. I'M GOING TO HAVE COFFEE. and later... I will have Regret.
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RT de johnny :
I'm no friend of the #gewista motion ad displays in Vienna, but today I realized that my polarized sunglasses now work as ad-blockers for the physical world. 😎 #adblocker #Vienna
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Seattle, airplane, possible crash, breaking news
current news says it's down, on Ketron Island (I have no idea where that is other than "very close to Fort Lewis and Mchord AFB"), unknown if pilot crashed it or if it was shot down. and I'm going to bed. I'm sure I'll find out more tomorrow. goodnight, and... I don't know. just goodnight.
Seattle, airplane, possible crash, breaking news
anyway I have no idea if he's still up in the air or what and I just hope he doesn't "land" on any of us. :|
Seattle, airplane, possible crash, breaking news, REALLY BAD JOKE (thank you Spouse)
me: the guy who stole the plane says he doesn't know how to land it, and has no intention of landing it.
Spouse: too bad, it will land eventually.
me: but he's--
Spouse: or water. but sooner or later it won't be able to air any more.
me: ........ *falls over laughing*
Seattle, airplane, possible crash, breaking news
first news link I've found: https://heavy.com/news/2018/08/seatac-plane-stolen-hijacked-grounded-seattle/
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
