green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

Hey, everyone what lives in the PNW! It's summer, which means BC is basically entirely on fire once again. Make sure not to spend too long outside and to take proper precautions because there's hella smoke in the air and it's not good for you!

A brick

Dr. Dre

Hey, everyone:
It's primary election day in parts of the US.
The best and easiest way to have your voice heard is to go vote, so if you have an election today, VOTE!

instead of PM and AM, i suggest a new notation

o'clock and o'fuck

how to make people use adblock 101

"I heard Mastodon was failing."

Mastodon isn't focused on a profit motive. If your paradigm insists that anything that can't be monetized is a failure then sure, Mastodon willingly and cheerfully fails in your eyes.

If your router fails during a conference call it's Panic! at the Cisco

When a non-trans man freaks out at finding out that his date is a trans woman it's Panic! at the Cis Bro

early transition is kind of like spending an entire year at the optometrist

"1 or 2?" "heck i can't tell, it all still looks like a bunch of squiggles"

"1 or 2?" "agh 2 2 2, 1 is worse than no lenses and it's already giving me a headache"

"1 or 2?" "uhhhh 1 i guess?"

"1 or 2?" "2 ... wait hang on, i can see all the way down the hallway now, cool!"

RT de johnny :

I'm no friend of the #gewista motion ad displays in Vienna, but today I realized that my polarized sunglasses now work as ad-blockers for the physical world. 😎 #adblocker #Vienna

hope you have nothing important on imgur