green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

They're callin' it Bathroom Neck. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in a swamp covered in hair spray.

One more mention: http://twitter.com/lvlUpBot lets you register a birthday (or any other significant date) and will compliment you every time it comes around!

This is important, because really, getting through another year is an /achievement/ and you should be reminded how awesome you are for it.

Every now and then I find someone's writing -- article, comment, post, whatever -- and I just say to myself

"Wow! This is someone I should block on every available outlet to help insulate myself from shitheads like this."

Now, TECHNICALLY I have to hear/read what they're saying in order to grasp it, so one cannot really claim I'm just "rejecting" their ideas.

I rejected their ideas a LONG time before I ever saw them. I'm rejecting CONNECTION with THEM.

And that's not a bad practice, IMO.

I wonder when Amazon is going to buy Etsy.

okay, also liberating this one from fb for you

https://toot-lab.reclaim.technology/media/ZHei90oi7qr-kEEFm2A

I boosted @GinnyMcQueen's toot about this earlier, but Yonatan's response to the Google manifesto deserves a non-CW toot. I know and trust Yonatan and there is substantial wisdom here. https://medium.com/@yonatanzunger/so-about-this-googlers-manifesto-1e3773ed1788

your shedcanon is what you think characters would make if they were really into woodworking.

via birdsite: MLP comic astutely summarises decades of Dilbert in a single panel https://mastodon.social/media/_4gQuk3Yxf6UImvIpP8

hey so my phone and internet bill is scheduled to be turned off today and i really can't afford to have them shut off. earlier this week my money was stolen from my bank account which has set me back a ton! but i was able to get rent and electricity but not my phone or internet. i still need $383 to be exact. if anyone can help please help. please boost if you can.

links:
paypal.me/KiCarter411
cash.me/$KiCarter

"If Han Solo had eaten less avocado toast he could've afforded something prettier than the Millennial Falcon."

@Gargron you have been visited by the vaporwave cat loaf

fav the loaf to convert sads into aesthetics https://mastodon.social/media/uAvk6Zwif4fSnaBqQoo

A merry band of redditors have started taking over hateful subreddits to replace them with more literal versions.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/trolls-hijack-white-power-sites-to-discuss-color-swatches

> And you might expect that “white politics” community to be hosted on Reddit[.]
>
> But there’s one surprise: When you click on “WHITE POWER,” it shows a 136 kilowatt power generator. That power generator is white.
>
> The post below it, titled “Why whites must be separated from blacks,” is about laundry.

I quite like /r/stormfront myself.