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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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Joined Jun 2017
ok nap time
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Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Pee Wee Jeans. Found him naked in a basement screamin' 'The potpourri made me do it!'
hnnooooo I'm not going to get caught up here, sorry. @ me if you want me to see something. I am sooooo sleeeepy. I'm only staying upright now because I just ate lunchfood and trying to sleep immediately after eating is not a great idea.
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I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USPS Enterprise, could someone sign for this package?
woke up too warm; waiting for stomach to settle before trying sleep again. wheeee this is the life
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I found another specifically for helping trans ppl survive the hurricane
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I found one. Going to look a little more to make sure. https://my.reason2race.com/DNicol/HurricaneHarveyLGBTQDisasterReliefFund2017
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Dealers are callin' it Baseball Dinosaurs. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a swamp gettin' paid to tickle their auntie Mindy.
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US Politics
This is an amazing article.
"This Is Your Brain on Trump: Why I Can't Help Calling His Supporters the Fools That They Objectively Are"
http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/your-brain-trump-why-i-cant-help-calling-his-supporters-fools-they-objectively-are
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toot vaguely moralistic support mechanisms
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validate your friends and family
ugh, I ill-advisedly wiped up some dust from my desktop, and now there's dust in the air and I keep sneezing and my eyes are burning. NOT THE BEST TIME FOR CLEANING I GUESS. :|
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Petition to officially change the phrase "people are too easily offended these days" with "people are fucking sick of giving offensive shit a pass".
semi-dream surreal drug humor
"They were smoking a joint laced with glitter and ground-up Lucky Charms marshmallows. Kids call it Sparklecharms."
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Oh my god, it gets better: he was an middle-school assistant principal and got fired because of this.
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Oh god, that's the good stuff.
Nazi author publishes anti-Muslim children's book, "The Adventures of Pepe and Pede"; Matt Furie (the creator of Pepe) sues and the court orders the Nazi to stop selling the book and donate ALL proceeds to a Muslim-American advocacy group.
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engiqueer logo v.2: there, that looks much nicer
ok fleep nao gnightawoo
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@WelshPixie Ah but have you ever stopped to consider at what point the bread transitions from bread to toast ?
i.e. what is the exact moment in the toasting sequence that the bread ceases to be bread, and becomes toast ?
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
