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re:lrt: meows are the primary language of communication between Spouse and myself. we call each other "kitty," like "hey kitty could you hand me the cereal?" except when we call each other "dork" and "brat" and "buttface." XD

this message brought to you by Nar, while I was napping apparently. :P (though I'm the one who had to post it)

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So I had to check this three times to be sure but...

Yes that DOES say "seductive mint gel" on that tube of toothpaste. You read that correctly.
What in the fuck, Colgate

mastodon.social/media/1QTPUVjp

fooding self 

okay now I really need to go food myself. but that was fun! thank you all for playing! :D and feeding, and hugging, and admiring my cats! ;)

multiple choice reaction poll 

a wild green has appeared! what to do?

* hug them
* admire their cat
* feed them
* play with them

Well. This is...

Sometimes things actually go right? And everything comes together faster than you expected and all?

So, for anyone who's interested, The Bargain by @jessmahler is now available for pre-order on Amazon!

The Bargain is a #fantasy thriller exploring themes of family, betrayal, trauma, and sacrifice. Comes with several trigger warnings, mostly what you'd expect with those themes. #ownvoices for #polyamory, #bdsm, & #ptsd

amazon.com/dp/B078WNJZVN

I don't want to be the type of artist who thinks representation by itself is enough, either, so if anyone knows any Saudi voices in the furry community (or just in general, depending on how cool they are with lewd/trans furry stuff?) who I can ask for advice and, with permission, promote alongside whatever stories I tell, by all means, let me know. 🔸

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re:lrt: YES THIS. the end of the Disney "B&tB" was disappointing for exactly this reason. :P

When you are at this social event with social activities and people try to make you participate to them.

There is no reason to keep subjects inaccessible, to tell someone who obviously has done some research "to google it", to tell someone to RTFM. It shows that you hold the person in contempt, for virtue of not being skilled. It shows you're an asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else, and the reality is, you prolly ain't shit in the grand scheme of things.

So, I think I'm going to lose my job; either they will lay me off, or I will walk from it, next fiscal half.

Anyone looking for a 40+-year old *programmer* (please PLEASE do not mistake me for a "software engineer")?

Le sigh.

went to get coffee beverages. was cold and vaguely damp when we left the house; when we left the coffee place it was *pouring* rain. Spouse regretted electing not to bring his waterproof hat, and is now wetter than an otter in a washing machine (cf:DouglasAdams). my non-waterproof hoodie protected my head adequately. we are now home and damper than when we left, but more caffeinated. (well, I am anyway; I got a mocha, he got decaf, which is a switch from our usuals)

Washington State Politics (sharing requested) 

Those Fuckers are at it again: app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?Bil

I've already sent my comment. Please boost and send your comments to the legislature if you're in WA. We need to kill this shit again.

Washington State Politics: Help Needed (plz boost) 

They're trying to force the anti-trans bathroom bill through again as of this morning.

Please, take a few moments to leave a comment here:
app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?Bil

Feel free to steal from mine.
( Full text here: pastebin.com/wiFnsnQA )

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