oh, that's for the Seattle area, heh. (I sometimes legit forget that not everybody on Mastodon lives in Seattle) :P
as I was going to sleep last night, I saw several (more than a half-dozen) flashes that seemed to be lightning, though I didn't hear any thunder. also there was a fair amount of wind and rain, and I *did* hear a tree fall over in the woods outside. did anybody else notice any thunder/lightning last night? I checked my available weather sources, but none mentioned it.
She summoned a demon.
"Tell me," she demanded, "a comforting truth."
"There will always be another book to read."
"Always?"
"Always."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
blasphemy, Christianity (Catholicism), bread dicks, cannibalism, significant risk of literally dying of laughter
I broke down screaming crying laughing at least five distinct times while reading this. READ IT. NOW.
http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/169723347468/the-1969-easter-mass-incident
@green it's important to mention that there are no literal gender fleas, and therefore, the reports that you should store your purchases in the freezer for a week or so are urban gender myths
orrrrr not, it's freezing on an update. welp guess I'm gonna mess around with my phone until etc.
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~