green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
WoWtrash confessions
I love playing druids with flight form so I can cheeze the everlovin carp out of gather quests. "oh no all these mobs how will I ever get to that basket" *hovers 2 cm off ground, gets basket, flies away without aggroing anything*
WoWtrash confessions
my main is a Beastmaster hunter and I am *way* to used to being able to just run into the middle of pretty much any situation and survive
WoWtrash confessions
I do PVE questing in a tank spec so I can plow through mobs without taking damage
oh, that's for the Seattle area, heh. (I sometimes legit forget that not everybody on Mastodon lives in Seattle) :P
as I was going to sleep last night, I saw several (more than a half-dozen) flashes that seemed to be lightning, though I didn't hear any thunder. also there was a fair amount of wind and rain, and I *did* hear a tree fall over in the woods outside. did anybody else notice any thunder/lightning last night? I checked my available weather sources, but none mentioned it.
oh that's right, I was going to measure the quilt and go to Home Depot and see if I can get a curtain rod to hang it up, now that I've determined it does have a hanging sleeve.
*sips tea*
eh, mmmmaybe. we'll see how I feel later on.
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She summoned a demon.
"Tell me," she demanded, "a comforting truth."
"There will always be another book to read."
"Always?"
"Always."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
so now I have a toot on here that's *still* getting more traction than anything I ever posted to Twitter. XD not into three digits, but a lot more than I'd have expected!
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blasphemy, Christianity (Catholicism), bread dicks, cannibalism, significant risk of literally dying of laughter
I broke down screaming crying laughing at least five distinct times while reading this. READ IT. NOW.
http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/169723347468/the-1969-easter-mass-incident
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Ok Francophone Masto, I really need to step up my learning-French game, what resources have really helped you please?
INTERNETS IS BACK YAY
I am now back on my desktop, and the laptop is (hopefully) finally downloading that Dell update that it's been bugging me about for the last couple of days. :P whoot!
yaaaay Spouse came home from work early! this greatly improves repairperson's chances of survival. :D
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I don't understand people who think that self-improving artificial intelligence will solve all of humanity's problems. We've already got self-improving natural intelligence and all it does is shitpost and be depressed
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Wow, 2000 is more than half the life of the Internet ago.
(Not the average age of internet denizens - although that may be true - but the Internet itself, which is considered to have started on 1/1/1983 when ARPANET finished moving over to TCP/IP.)
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@green it's important to mention that there are no literal gender fleas, and therefore, the reports that you should store your purchases in the freezer for a week or so are urban gender myths
orrrrr not, it's freezing on an update. welp guess I'm gonna mess around with my phone until etc.
okay, gonna go mess around in WoW until repair thing, because brain cheese. weeee
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Turns out that joint was laced with Lexapro and pastrami. They're callin' it Stove Vacation.
went and did the thing, came back just before rain started really pouring down, Go Me
now I am Sleepy but must stay awake for Repairperson Visit. *grump*
(loin-girding sounds commence)
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
