NO REALLY I NEED A PA KOBOLD. a kobold to follow me around with a notebook and pencil and when I say "oh and I need to do X, remind me when Y conditions are met" they'd write it down and then ACTUALLY REMIND ME AND I WOULD REMEMBER TO DO THE THING.
also I would dearly love a scaly little dragonkin friend to chew on and worship me and clean the litterboxes and take out the trash and be polished/groomed like a big reptilian kitty in the evenings.
THIS THIS THIS THIIIIISSSSSS
"If your practice makes you happy, serves you well, meets your personal spiritual goals, and doesn’t hurt innocent people, you are not doing it wrong. There is no wrong way to have a body. There is no wrong way to have a soul."
*cacklecacklecackle*
"If a deity, to your perception, is being pushy and “won’t take no for an answer,” just swear an oath never to work with that deity. You won’t have to do that with more than one or two deities before you stop having deities push your buttons in that way. Experience speaking, here."
I'm reading https://magickfromscratch.com/2017/11/13/dear-neophyte-mystic/ and it is amazing (though there's some bits I disagree with) but this made me lol: "Always remember: exactly zero people have died in astral accidents."
WoWtrash confessions
I love playing druids with flight form so I can cheeze the everlovin carp out of gather quests. "oh no all these mobs how will I ever get to that basket" *hovers 2 cm off ground, gets basket, flies away without aggroing anything*
WoWtrash confessions
my main is a Beastmaster hunter and I am *way* to used to being able to just run into the middle of pretty much any situation and survive
oh, that's for the Seattle area, heh. (I sometimes legit forget that not everybody on Mastodon lives in Seattle) :P
as I was going to sleep last night, I saw several (more than a half-dozen) flashes that seemed to be lightning, though I didn't hear any thunder. also there was a fair amount of wind and rain, and I *did* hear a tree fall over in the woods outside. did anybody else notice any thunder/lightning last night? I checked my available weather sources, but none mentioned it.
She summoned a demon.
"Tell me," she demanded, "a comforting truth."
"There will always be another book to read."
"Always?"
"Always."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
blasphemy, Christianity (Catholicism), bread dicks, cannibalism, significant risk of literally dying of laughter
I broke down screaming crying laughing at least five distinct times while reading this. READ IT. NOW.
http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/169723347468/the-1969-easter-mass-incident
@green it's important to mention that there are no literal gender fleas, and therefore, the reports that you should store your purchases in the freezer for a week or so are urban gender myths
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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