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Look at this sheep

This sheep can not be a real creature, it's far too adorable

the cats have been fed and are now galloping up and down the hallway chirping and yowling at each other. WE HAVE HAD FOOD NOW IT IS EXCITE TIME YAAAAAY

probably sleeptime. gnight awrroo, dream well and wake to wonders. <3

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'” -- Kurt Vonnegut

I swear we're gonna be okay, folks. We've come a long way to get here and we'll get to go a lot further. <3

You are WRONG about music, according to this superior artificial intelligence I trained on a list of music genres from Wikipedia. aiweirdness.com/post/170154121
#ai #machinelearning

Street name is Walrus Bender, It's made from Cheetos and Ambien. Found this chick on a trampoline wearin' nothin' but a neoprene thong sending group-texts of their auntie Penelope to all of her ex-boyfriends.

I decided to post the writeups I do about wildlife rehab volunteering on DW, so here's a link to yesterday's writeup: dracosaur.dreamwidth.org/1105. CW as before for dead animal handling and mild animal injury discussion, although no actual animal death or injury.

reh reh reh

staying up checking the faucets every 2 minutes and staring at the people working down the hill isn't going to get the water fixed any faster

might as well go to sleeeeep

ok trying that now gnight awrrooo <3

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housing needed, PDX 

am still trying to find a place to stay while my insurance company fixes their paperwork error and (finally) gets me my December and January disability payments.

I live in the general PDX area...anyone know of anyone in their area looking for a quiet, pet friendly flatmate or renter?

I can pay in baked goods and tech support until insurance is fixed, but otherwise I am -$63 so I have no way of compensating.

should probably go to sleep

don'twanna

(dunno why don'twanna, just don't)

weh

The thing no one talks about with this picture is how "Do not TOOT it!" is stressed and I find that really funny cybre.space/media/AOEMxBo4d9OM

I am only mollified from the fact that the last remaining trickles of water from our taps has completely tapered out by the fact that I can *still* hear the crew working on the pipe down the hill. and see their lights, though it was much more impressive when they were cutting a pipe or something and there was a massive flare of sparks--*that* was cool-looking. fingers crossed for working water Real Soon! :|

til that the words tissue, technology, text and dachshund all derive from the same proto-indo-european root, *tetḱ- ("to weave, braid, add, establish, construct"), which came to mean "weave" in Romance languages and ancient Greek but "badger" in Germanic languages ("dachsund apparently literally means "badger dog"?)

yesterday's wildlife volunteering report (dead animal handling, no animal death) 

and, that was pretty much it. we have several owls, mostly barred but one great horned; an assortment of smaller birds, mostly flickers, pigeons, gulls, and crows; and we just got in a bald eagle that has a broken clavicle (I think?), whose prognosis is very iffy because of the injury. basically they can't do much for it; either it'll heal right, or it won't, all the vets can do is wait and see. :/

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yesterday's wildlife volunteering report (dead animal handling, no animal death) 

and then (the actual dead animal handling part) our rehabber gave us volunteers a brief training/orientation on how they splint breaks in bird wings and legs, what they look for when birds are brought in, etc. she demonstrated with a seagull and crowned kinglet, both previously deceased. they use coathangers to splint larger birds' legs, and paper clips for smaller ones!

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yesterday's wildlife volunteering report (dead animal handling, no animal death) 

so I took a seasonal project to clean the boots for Raccoon Nursery 1. there's three pairs of rubber boots on posts outside RN1, because raccoon contagion can be LITERALLY DEADLY so wearing your own shoes when the nurseries are in use is Discouraged. the boots were pretty clean already, though. I scrubbed and disinfected them anyway, and washed out a couple of spiders.

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