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birdsite 

I don't doubt that your snide remark, your screencapped dunk, your quote tweet, whatever, is totally earnest, from a good place, or whatever you say, like, I don't doubt that.

It's not about the behavior of exactly one actor (like say, you), but the systemic effect of all of these people all doing something at once.

It's weirdly violent, and neither the participants nor the target benefit from it. It's just _designed_ to suck the life out your eyeballs and that's it. So, cool it.

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how dare a band instruct me to imagine dragons. I was browsing deviantart in the early '00s, I can't STOP imagining dragons

capitalism, food 

hoem from Costco; need to feed myself (probably bean & cheese quesadillas), then will probably go out again, to a different store, to get not-Costco-sized foods. and a gas station to replace the quarter-tank of gas I've used before returning the rental car. XD

Maybe I'll have more luck if I toot this during the day?

I'm looking for info about asexual dating sites and/or apps. Has anyone used those? Are they any good? I'm thinking about trying to date again in the future & otherwise have no clue where to start.

"Wait, I missed it," he says, "show me again."
I sigh inwardly, but do as he asks. Hands so, interleave fingers in fabric of reality, twist so and so. Time stops. He stares, frozen. Idiot. You can't see it, time's stopped. I stick a pretzel in his nose and release the flow.
"Ow!"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

it's snowing! :D mixed with rain, and not sticking, but still. yeeeee!!

foodcrime 

when making tonight's stoup I accidentally used some almond milk instead of chicken broth (they're both in boxes in the fridge). then there wasn't enough moisture after I finished off the broth so I added a can of diced tomatoes. I can definitely taste the tomatoes, they give it a nice tang, but I can't taste the almond milk at all. Spouse claims he can and that it adds a mild sweetness, but it's still very good. XD

TMBG's "Puppet Head" except replace every instance of that with "Gom Jabbar"

volunteering, Seattle-area laptop donation request 

the PAWS Wildlife Rehab baby bird crew needs a new laptop! well, it doesn't have to be *new*, it just needs to *work*. if you happen to have one sitting around that's collecting dust, let me know and I'll put you in touch with them. in exchange, I'll give you exciting stories (lol probably not) about feeding baby birds! well I'll give them anyway, but y'know. XD

volunteering stuff (very boring; minor change coming this spring) 

the change this spring is that I'm going to join the baby bird team! because I haven't done it before, and I want to see what it's like. so I'll probably be feeding less baby squirrels, unless they have a major influx and need extra hands. should be interesting!

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volunteering stuff (very boring; minor change coming this spring) 

I didn't go to volunteering yesterday as I was Busy, but I did go last week, and held two mallards--one male, one female, at two different times. one was getting an exam, the other was being moved to a new enclosure. in the process I was thoroughly duck-nibbled, which for the record is negligible. it's like being gently patted. cute, but not an effective defense. XD

crowburbles 

previously when I'd put out nuts I'd get mini-flocks of a half-dozen or so crows, and although they jostled to snatch nuts before other crows got them, they never tried to actually chase anybody away.

now I'm missing the coyotes again... I'd say there's probably some around, just not coming out in the open in daylight where I can see them, but I haven't been *hearing* them at night either. :|

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crowburbles 

I put out peanuts, and while I was out there two members of the Gang of Three chased away an interloper. that's the first time I've seen them do that during a peanut payout. as the GoT was gathering nuts, another crow (not sure if the same one they chased off earlier) tried to snag a nut and was chased away again. I suspect they're getting more territorial about food stations as nesting season approaches. it's neat to see their behavior change!

Fuck I'm so sick of clothing companies enforcing binary gendered clothing being a thing

ICYMI: #Beebold!, my game about a kobold collecting bees and avoiding critters, is now avaiable at mischievess.itch.io/beebold !

It's free-to-play and runs in your browser, but you can support me using the red button below the game. :) #gamedev #gameing #gaming #kobolds #notGDCjam

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