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I have stared into the abyss

and the abyss stared off into the distance and squeaked and tried to eat my shoelaces

time to try that sleep thing again. goodnight rawrrr. dream well dears. <3

A bat eating a banana smoothie

sorry, I'll read that again

a CREATURE OF THE NIGHT DEVOURING THE CRUSHED BODY OF ITS PREY

twitter.com/DickKingSmith/stat

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gawd, even just sitting here with the air conditioner on and a fan blowing the cool air at me I'm still sweating. UGH I HATE SUMMER uuuugggghhhhh

task list 

* call for Spouse's med refill
* (ongoing) try not to stress about Nar
? clean toilet
? clean bathtub

+ run Roomba
+ probably nap
+ laundry
+ take out trash/recycling
+ catboxen
+ feed self
+ change bedsheets

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The Ones Who Write Thinkpieces About Omelas' Orphan-Based Utopia For The New York Times

task list 

* call for Spouse's med refill
* take out trash/recycling
* catboxen
? store
* probably nap
* (ongoing) laundry
* (ongoing) try not to stress about Nar

+ feed self
+ change bedsheets

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me: could you stop biting my fingers please
Raziel: I'll consider it, but you're not giving me much incentive here *nibblenom*

task list 

* call for Spouse's med refill
* laundry
* take out trash/recycling
* catboxen
* change bedsheets
* try not to stress about Nar
? store
* feed self
* probably nap

graffiti boobs inside 

Huh. Interesting graffiti here.

Somebody had a Formative Experience, I guess.

I was hoping not to have to do this, but I haven’t been paid this month so I have to put the lamia-signal up. If you’ve got a few $ to spare, please help me out:

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle

food, craving 

and possibly a 7-Up. WTF. earlier I was craving fish sticks. I just don't even.

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food, craving 

for some reason I feel like I'm craving fortune cookies. like. they're basically four ingredients iirc, one of which I can't have. maybe I should just warm up some butter and put sugar in it and gf flour and call it good enough? o____o

cat health, blah 

had an odd dream that I'm not going to write about because I've got one hand full of kitten & typing one-handed is hard. getting ready to go to volunteering. sleepy, mildly depressed. the cats both seem to have post-nasal drip, Nar pretty bad; will try to make vet appt today for later in week.

Gender transition (chest reconstruction) - info request, plz boost 

I just had a consult with a top surgery doctor today! I am really excited but also somewhat anxious about the options. I'm in the fun grey area where I can go with double-incision or inverted-t procedures.

Because of my unique gender situation, I don't know many folks who've had top surgery procedures, or where to find them. I'd love to talk to folks who've had both of the above, especially inverted-T, to help me decide.

Thanks!

and now Raziel's waveform has collapsed and he is a kitten puddle on the cat tree now. XD

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