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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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Joined Jun 2017
also but no really Slime Type Pokemon???? y/y/y/Y/Y/YYYYYY
goodnight awoo
okay I've been meaning to toot this but forgetting repeatedly for several days but: new Pokemon type--Slimes???
includes:
* Goodra
* Ditto
* Grimer
* ???
* Eevee: SLIMEON
I want this to happen so badly now
*so badly*
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LB:
Sixteen thousand lines, and whaddya get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
My stock options haven't matured at the company store
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@octopus @MightyPork @eris perhaps a more useful answer is that it is a joke religion that is based almost entirely around the idea of self determination and personal liberation.
One way to look at it is that it starts with "you're wrong, but then again everyone else is too, who cares" and then the implications of that are the rest. That way is obviously wrong.
home from first day of "school" and it was AWESOME. basically just puttering around in the park next to the campus, looking for birds and trying to identify calls. got an app with bird calls on it that I intend to practice with--there's several calls I *recognize* but can't connect with the actual birds. also hit a farmer's market and got some FANTASTIC gf coffee cake, put Pokemon in two gyms, and won a gym raid. :D good day! I am now VERY TIRED.
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okay sleep, have to get up early tomorrow. gnight awoo!
okay, should shower tonight, because probably won't want to tomorrow morning, and need it. also might help take edge off headache. fingers crossed!
digestive complaints
organic meatsacks are kind of gross, and the current level of technology available to adjust and correct it is barely above "hit it with a rock/poke it with a stick/send a bill in the mail" standards, and I am just so fucking frustrated and done with this whole thing. UGH.
digestive complaints
okay so evidently something in that batch of Food (TM) is causing stabbing stomach pain, yay. I really, REALLY wish I could figure out WHAT THE PROBLEM IS so I could, you know, NOT DO THAT. I'm starting to suspect that the problem is in fact "food" which puts "solving it" back in the category of "fuck having a digestive system anyway, this is the worst thing ever, replace with AC/DC/cold fusion/hot fission/photosynthesis/fucking crystal ley line focusing/ANYGODDAMNTHINGELSE"
foods
I am having chamomile tea, a protein shake (these things are fantastic), and a peanut butter sandwich. so far, so good. *fingers crossed*
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for every $100 i receive i will remove one frame of the coyote gif until its going INCREDIBLY fast
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mastodon but every time you boop the coyote spins faster
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when I got up today, both of the adult crows near me were sitting patiently on the porch railing, like they'd been waiting for me. XD I put out the usual, handfuls of mixed peanuts and Cheerios, and watched as they picked through the cereal for the nuts--they'll eat the Cheerios, but they *want* the peanuts, which makes sense. then a squirrel charged one of the crows, spooking it away from the food--I thought the squirrels were afraid of the crows!
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http://www.davemech.org/news.html a reminder that "dominance theory" and talk of "alphas" regarding wolves and dogs is bollocks
the literal author of the primary book on the subject has been trying to debunk that theory - *his own work* - for *decades* because it in turn is based primarily on a single study which has turned out to be extremely scientifically unsound
don't try to intimidate your dog into obedience kthz
holy f*ck ow, my head hurts. wtf. pressure change?? uuggggghhh
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
