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Right so

if you're waking up to the discourse:

Don't look directly at it.

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dreams 

so I said "okay, ~hypothetically speaking~, if an employee was doing this, could they do it without your knowledge?" and they were getting into this ~hypothetical~ scenario when my dream was interrupted by a commercial for a video game.

WHAT THE FUCK I'M GETTING COMMERCIALS IN MY DREAMS NOW????

okay granted I was dreaming about a TV show (Elementary) BUT STILL.

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dreams 

dreamed that I was Sherlocking it up (that's a verb now), investigating a clinic where one employee had died and another was sick. the clinic was researching a palliative, not a cure, for diabetes, and I suspected that (at least) one of their employees was testing their formula on other employees without their knowledge or consent. I got the two co-owners in an interview room, proposed my theory, and of course they scoffed "oh that's absurd."

food 

okay I had chicken nuggets with honey-mustard sauce, made of honey mixed with spicy mustard, DON'T JUDGE ME

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food 

also I need to eat a thing. I'ma go forage in the kitchen

WoW 

I don't believe the name "Trashwolf" wasn't taken on WrA. so now I have a worgen rogue called "Merrymaker Trashwolf" and I am loving it, shut up it's awesome

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ME: Alright, sure
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ME: Alright, no

I remember what it was that I kept forgetting I need to do: sew the new buttons on my coat. hm. it doesn't seem cold enough to wear that coat for this trip anyway... just need to remind myself again/more when I get home. 9___9

okay, time for loin-girding and outside-venturing.

food, gross food thing, chores, Doing Stuff 

I feel like there's something else I need to do that I'm forgetting, which is aggravating, like an unscratchable itch.

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food, gross food thing, chores, Doing Stuff 

I need to go to the grocery store to get fruit for Spouse, since the grapes I got him yesterday from the Fancy Expensive Organic Store were ALREADY MOLDING IN THE BAG. :| also I need to get interim TP/PT until I can get them in bulk from Costco, which will hopefully be Sunday.

also to do:
* clean catboxes
* rewatch source material
** continue taking notes from source material
* um... I think that's actually it? oh
* take out trash & recycling

the tesla semi truck looks cool but if elon musk gave a shit about anything he'd be spending his money on making rail infrastructure and public transit a thing in the US instead of mostly making wildly expensive luxury cars

PSA: of most help for people who're old enough that they forgot to cash checks from businesses at some point.

Each US state has an unclaimed property office where businesses send the money from such transactions. The people who never cashed the checks still own the $. Search the state's unclaimed property site, follow instructions, and lo! money. Some things may require a notary.

(We'll have more than $100 we weren’t planning on. This will be helpful, even though it’ll take a few weeks.)

hey--if you're an artist who has moved from twitter to masto and want to chat why, email me at gita.jackson at kotaku dot com

lrb: "A Craft Store of Amethyst and Overcast."

um.

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