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ugh I am so sleepy. u____u I think I'm going to go take a nap. just can not wake up today

When an engineering firm gives us money for a good podcast I'm laughing about the pros of living inside of a computer

lewd phrase pun 

girl, back that ass up

data recoverability is a serious issue

Turns out that joint was laced with ants and radish. It's called Tickle Fist.

Fella's. @Mainebot wrote this blog post for the Mastodon blog: medium.com/tootsuite/this-isnt It'd be cool to have it shared around. Especially if you still got a presence on other social media

I wish “free speech” hadn’t been corrupted to mean “I want to be a cruel, thoughtless thug with no consequences”.

sleepy sleepy sleeptime gnight <3 awrroooo dream well

That head bumping thing cats do when you hold your hand out to them.

Boost if you agree.

In what is not news to anyone who hasn't already decided "fuck the poors", universal basic income doesn't entice people to quit their jobs and actually /increases/ part-time employment rates: futurism.com/basic-income-part

food 

hmm, this shahi korma is distinctly underwhelming.

I like todays #Oglaf. 💜

It's basically what I wish would happen more often in "Hard World, Hard Men"-Type postapocalypse stories.

oglaf.com/drizzle/

it snowed last night! and a little bit stuck! just enough to frost everything in white. it looks *fantastic*. I'm glad I got to see it!

welp. went to Google to look up Oglaf. put "oglaf" in the search box; *two pages* of results before THE ACTUAL COMIC comes up in results, and then it's not a link to the main site, it's a link to one of the strips. WHAT THE FUCK. is Google censoring "naughty" comics now??

List of pre-internet memes I have been reminded about:

Sator square
Three hares
Delenda est
Snails
Kilroy was here
the S thingy (wait was this pre-internet)

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