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*daaaaang* the little birds are cheeping their little hearts out right now. o_____o

today's to-do list 

+ feed self
+ empty dishwasher
+ laundry
+ make Dr appt NO REALLY

* fill dishwasher
* call/visit rental office re: broken kitchen drawer slider thing
* start cleaning bathroom
* litterboxes
* decide if stoup tomorrow; if so, thaw chicken (& prep?)
* clean & refill hummingbird feeder NO REALLY

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today's to-do list 

* make Dr appt NO REALLY
* call/visit rental office re: broken kitchen drawer slider thing
* start cleaning bathroom
* litterboxes
* empty dishwasher
* laundry
* decide if stoup tomorrow; if so, thaw chicken (& prep?)
* clean & refill hummingbird feeder NO REALLY

warning about Choice Hotels 

Maybe it takes my particular brand of ADD to make this kind of mistake, but at no point did the booking process actually *ask* me for a set of dates -- and it defaulted to today's date -- so I accidentally made an uncancellable reservation for tonight at a hotel 4 hours from here.

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okay *now* I can hear a proper mobbing going on out there. XD

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just watched a crow scolding a Cooper's hawk. the hawk seemed unconcerned as it hopped around in tree branches, and the crow eventually gave up. Cooper's hawks specialize in eating birds, and there was one nesting in the forest last spring. it's a tense season for all the birds.

“A developed country is not when the poor have cars. It is when the rich use public transportation.” Gustavo Petro, socialist candidate for Colombian presidency

Dr. Warner says she was high on somethin' called P-Funk Ice. It's a tranquilizer for ducks.

Seeing as how this site is arguably more productive than Twitter for actively exploring new ideas rather than having shitheads show up to barf in my notifications about white genocide, I need to ask if anyone knows any decent accounts to follow for some good old fashioned MARXISM.

And leftism in general. I'm not gonna be picky.

so yesterday I learned that the draining board I've been using in our kitchen is *not* dishwasher-safe.

allergy symptoms, booze/food 

oh right, and I got mildly glutened on Wednesday, which exacerbates allergy-like symptoms, so that's contributing even more to feeling like I have a mild head cold. YAAAAAAAAAY

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allergy symptoms, booze/food 

my throat is hurting more or less continually these days, FUGGIN TREE BUKKAKE. it's making me crave booze, which is silly because booze tends to make my throat hurt *more* the day after. :| but I still want some. specifically I'm wanting a Jeppson's Malort hot toddy, because I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT I WANT IT. so instead I'm going to have peppermint tea and a GF donut. :P

today's to-do list 

* grocery store
+ clean catboxes
+ feed self
+ empty dishwasher
+ laundry
+ take out trash
* clean & refill hummingbird feeder
* make Dr. appt.
* make apple dessert stuff
* um I'm pretty sure there's something else but I can't think of it right now so lololol

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Oh reddit. "During the Cold War, Finland secretly smuggled more than ten thousand vowels from Czechoslovakia. That's why the Finnish have sentences like 'Älä rääkkää kääkkää kääkänrääkkääjä!' and the Czechs have 'Strč prst skrz krk.'"

today's to-do list 

* grocery store
* clean catboxes
* feed self
* empty dishwasher
* laundry
* take out trash
* clean & refill hummingbird feeder
* make Dr. appt.

You won't find better prices anywhere! We're practically giving genders away! Iiittt'sss
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Coroner says she was high on somethin' called Blue Jackpot. It's a nootropic for sea otters.

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