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The Joke: welcome to Mastodon, here's your fursuit and your copy of Das Kapital

Reality: welcome to Mastodon, here's your six alt fursonas, a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, some brand spanking new hormones, and a complex geometric sigil you should memorize that will turn into a neural counter-virus so that when the Singularity finally hits we can make sure The Straights don't claim it for themselves

Plural 

I think I finally have a grasp on the system.

Alexander/Alex - Human Side
Akkeresu/Catoxis - Hybrid Side
Ark - System Name

So, yea, Ark is probably what we'll be most comfortable with as a universal name.

woo, Primal, technology 

Hmmm....trying to mix Primal with post* is a very interesting thing, especially with my ideas concerning the use of runes, armor, glyphs, sigils, and so on in a modern context.

blatant furry lewdness 

@LexYeen
Yes, but it's better than not having it at all. And its so expensive that it's a rare treat. On the bright side, it comes in vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry!

blatant furry lewdness 

@LexYeen
I didn't have /THAT/ much available to me, but a pint on the go is certainly nice.
awoo.space/media/nu5etiNNuRJAL

PSA: You can be a ✨plush✨ if you want :D

Diabetic, autistic things 

@Kyna
Yeaaaaaaas. I mean, get a Wartburg wheel instead maybe?

state-of-ellu updates 

@neonNeptunian
As you reminded me, take care of yourself. It was indescribably awesome to meet ya, and I look forward to whatever mischief we can get up to~

I still really want a Mario spinoff that's just Peach escaping from a Bowser castle that's full of Antechamber-style non-Euclidean geometry.

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Eeeee!!!
IT'S SNOWING :D :D :D

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Good morning, world.

hope today treats you kindly, with warmth and love.

..Extra on the warmth. :D

I think the shower just turned two of my friends into Kobolds and I now hear them singing~ Either that or they just swapped places. XD

Wow, what a hell of a night. So much to say, but nah. That experience, encapsulated, should be a normal thing, and it's damn awesome.

So, all my roommates are doing Destiny 2, but I can still goof with them.

Red: Oh god, I suck at platforming.
Molecule: Well, get good!
Red: But, MahNOOOOOOOOOOO -dies-
Atom: It's like (real name) and No! What about in reverse?

Red: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ark: Your inner WoW is showing~
Red: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
<Me and Atom both run away giggling!>

Heads up y'all, I'll be scarce and headed up to a spot up north within the next week, more than likely. You know why. Much love y'all. <3

@thefishcrow Major note. Don't expect them to respond to the review. Contact the developer directly, then reach out to Apple if they don't respond, and if they don't either, go to the FTC.

And if it's /not/ your weekend, still, i'm genuinely sorry. Hold out until you get your rest, too? I know it'll be soon.

You still matter, and you still absolutely deserve that rest too.

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