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RT @TeddyWynton@twitter.com

Next time you ask “Why don’t black americans have ____” remember, a lot of black cities became Atlantis.

This isn’t even the whole clip. twitter.com/gepehill1/status/1

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TeddyWynton/status

"How big will he get?"

"Well, that depends, doesn't it?"

"On what?"

"How much you LOVE him."

*retching noises*

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I'm sure this doesn't come as a surprise (or disappointment) to anyone but me, but...ooof, the Clifford the Big Red Dog movie does not look good. D:

RT @SophiaTheAuthor@twitter.com

@GailSimone@twitter.com You really choose violence every time you open up this app.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SophiaTheAuthor/st

RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com

Just zipping through the air stabbing people to death every turn like a giggling homicidal wasp

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status

RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com

Our party has learned the incredible magic of casting Fly on your gnome rogue

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com

Contractor Informs Biden It’d Be Cheaper To Just Tear Down U.S. And Start Over bit.ly/3deeFUM

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheOnion/status/14

You know what, I'm feeling this a lot these days.

THANKS LARGE FRIENDS <3 <3 <3

RT @PupperYum@twitter.com

What the HECK

Size difference is just

Mmmm it's so good

MMMMM IT'S SO GOOD

My quality of life would significantly suffer if I did not have LARGE FRIENDS towering over me and making it so fun to be small~ <3

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PupperYum/status/1

Because of my recent nuclear apocalypse rabbit-hole, YouTube keeps throwing up random "prank" videos where someone tricks family/friends into thinking there's an actual nuclear strike through stealth-video or something.

That...is not funny. I would beat the crap out of someone

RT @HemlockBou@twitter.com

*kneels down and touches dirt*

Something terrible happened here.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/HemlockBou/status/

THANK YOU, SOMEBODY FINALLY GETS IT

RT @RoKhanna@twitter.com

So Republican legislatures pass PARTISAN laws making it harder for Black people & Democrats to vote. Now some are insisting that we must be bipartisan to undo that partisan gamesmanship? It’s like hoping the opposing team will help us score. For Republicans, this is about power.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RoKhanna/status/14

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