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RT @SamSykesSwears@twitter.com

Massage Tarantula crawling its horse-sized, hairy bulk down the cubicle aisles, sneaking up behind you while you input data and giving you a shoulder rub
it's the most relaxing thing you've felt and you dare not move beneath Massage Tarantula's eight-eyed gsaze

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/sta

RT @MotleyCrowMasks@twitter.com

Introducing Marche, the jackrabbit! He was a pleasure to make, and belongs to @/LastHarebender

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MotleyCrowMasks/st

RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com

"Boris went to Eton -- a sort of Hogwarts for wankers."

Jonathan Pie explains Boris Johnson for Americans. This is REALLY worth a watch:

nytimes.com/2022/02/04/opinion

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status

This video just makes me giggle, I love it so much

RT @LucyonArt@twitter.com

Enjoy this here himbo

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LucyonArt/status/1

RT @MnDOT@twitter.com

Drumroll, please… here are your new snowplow names, Minnesota!

After nearly 60,000 votes cast, Plowy McPlowFace has eight new friends joining the fleet – one for each MnDOT district around the state. Learn more here: mndot.gov/nameasnowplow

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MnDOT/status/14892

This is such a beautiful thread

RT @KosherSoul@twitter.com

we aren't just traumas and issues&"oh hell whats up with them now..." we are our joys and things that are happy or peaceful or satisfying& substantial.
50 Joys of Jewish, a thread.
1. Its the smell of challah baking or warming on Friday.
Continued....

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KosherSoul/status/

What the fuck kind of ghoulish, dehumanizing bullshit is this fuck you and the entire path that lead you to this unconscionable take

RT @altNOAA@twitter.com

It's sad when kids are killed. But the hard truth about these kids... They're not the type of kids who come home after school and play soccer with their friends. They're the type that start killing during their childhood. Their fate was sealed anyway. Nothing could save them.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/altNOAA/status/148

Congratulations to @WolfWithCoffee@twitter.com, well deserved! <3

RT @FurtheMore@twitter.com

Our GoH for Fur the 'More 2022 is NightEyes DaySpring, a furry writer and coffee loving wolf who has published over thirty short stories. He's debuting his first novel, Scars of the Golden Dancer, at the con, and has a story in the con book.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/FurtheMore/status/

RT @Eve6@twitter.com

we’d rather you rip our shit off the internet for free than use spotify. when you pay for spotify you’re giving your money to a conglomerate of predatory corporations who invest in all types of nefarious shit while exploiting artists. it’s way more ethical to just steal

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Eve6/status/148904

RT @Dokkopi@twitter.com

It's hard realizing how constant these thoughts are, it's even harder convincing myself that they are not true. It's hard being kind to myself, it almost feels like I'm faking it. But just like most things in life, it takes time.

I hope you can find a friend in yourself. 🌱

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Dokkopi/status/133

RT @laviecestmoi@twitter.com

I am absolutely chuffed to announce that I am part of the TOC of "Mapping New Stars", the first and only Philippine sourcebook on speculative fiction. Out later this year/some time next year! Edited by @sundialgirl@twitter.com and Anna Felicia Sanchez—thank you so much, you two 💜

🐦🔗: twitter.com/laviecestmoi/statu

RT @Kurrikage@twitter.com

Tonight's mood is to just have some grow weed edibles :3

Art by @/OwligatorStudio
CW NSFW hyper

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Kurrikage/status/1

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