RT @pbarb@twitter.com
If I told you Dune was out this weekend AND a new Wes Anderson film, which one would you think included a character named Duncan Idaho?
I especially love this one: "Refrain from feeding obsolete hungers."
RT @petersagal@twitter.com
In response to narrowly spread demand, here are my Rules of Twitter. Note that each was learned by violating it repeatedly over the years, so don't bother going back in my feed to find contradictions... trust me, I know.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/petersagal/status/1452698959974129669
RT @ThePenDrake@twitter.com
Welcome to your week with depression! You must continue to accomplish all your normal tasks, but you must also carry this giant soaking wet bedspread with you everywhere you go. It is very heavy. You may not put it down.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ThePenDrake/status/1452636788376281089
RT @farr_out_man@twitter.com
@boschbot@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/farr_out_man/status/1451731179611332608
RT @terrapinpete@twitter.com
If you ever get lost while hiking, or get stranded on the road—change the voicemail on your phone giving your approximate location, date, time, and details of your situation and your plans. If your phone dies, people trying to reach you will have a place to start looking.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/terrapinpete/status/1451524052288475138
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
RT @MagicRealismBot@twitter.com
There is an orchid in California that is 55 times more depressed than you.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/1451349449494593536
I have this exact conversation with @ThePenDrake@twitter.com at least three times a week
RT @Grind3h@twitter.com
lunch
RT @Brocklesnitch@twitter.com
if a fat person appears in a movie and isn't eating food or talking about food it passes the bechamel test
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1448408756853739520
RT @TheTweetOfGod@twitter.com
Wrong. That's why I gave you two hands.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/1448326280525402113
RT @TheBeardlyBen@twitter.com
Good thing Abott owns a tavern, because he'll look for any excuse to drink with a friend.
Couldn't wait until #Gnollvember to post this Patreon commission for @huttser_coyote@twitter.com!
#DnD #dndart #dnd5e #DnDcharacter #digitalart #illustration #gnollbard
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TheBeardlyBen/status/1448369214260142098
😮🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
RT @PastorTrey05@twitter.com
…I beg your pardon???
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PastorTrey05/status/1447577953337057284
RT @Veeren_Jubbal@twitter.com
Steven DeKnight is super f**kin’ rad.
Go read his Twitter Timeline just dunking on racists, and racist apologia on Marvel’s EIC.
We love to see it.
This is how you use your position as a white person in the entertainment industry to be an ally to people of colour.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Veeren_Jubbal/status/1447782488626114566
RT @RussianMemesLtd@twitter.com
A happy future
Me
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1447967297356898310
RT @beach_fox@twitter.com
October 12th, 1979: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy was first released.
Happy 42nd Anniversary to the froodest bit of publishing to ever emerge from Megadodo Publications.
And godspeed, Douglas Adams. Wish we got to keep you awhile longer.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1447933406336229378
RT @Tonya_Song@twitter.com
Happy (hopefully happy) Indigenous peoples day! I'm Tonya Song, an Indigenous (O'otham) musician. Please consider supporting my music career with a donation! You can also buy my two singles that are currently for sale on the next tweet.
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/yapavimusic
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Tonya_Song/status/1447586746888167428
A digital jackalope living in a black man's body. Pronouns: he/him/his. I love my blackness, and yours.