self-knowledge
most of my friends have sleek muscular sports brains or reliable efficient little prius brains or even arty zippy vespa brains.
me, i am the '64 chevy malibu from repo man. best car on the lot. zero to saturn in thirty seconds.
but when it's stuck on earth pretending not to be a spaceship, it's just an ordinary gas guzzling, slow turning, drab-lookin', mildly radioactive piece of shit.
self-knowledge
@zebratron2084 I don't know what you think I've got running in here, but I can tell you it's not anywhere as efficient, or as powerful as i can sometimes make it look like. Most of this is just stickers and bodykit. And there's a vroombox speaker to make even more impressive noises. But I've brute-forced and pleaded and sledgehammered this brainmeat into some kind of shape that give me about 80-85% uptime for long stretches, and that's enough to keep kayfabe.
