If I were to actually run a <insert mumbling, rustling of paper, glitchwhistle, gearcrank, typewriter bell> con, would anybody attend? Knowing that it would have to be con-shaped and con-aspected, would anybody actually think it'd be worth doing?
If I were to actually try to codify the bulldada in my head, would anybody actually read it? Knowing that I can only transmit post-encoding glyphstreams and not qualia, would anybody care about my third-hand reality?