improving Star Wars with the addition of "my pants" 

"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"There has been a disturbance in my pants."
"I have felt it in my pants, my master."
"The son of Skywalker must not be allowed to become a Jedi."
"Yes, my master. If he could be turned, he would become powerful pants."

improving Star Wars with the addition of "my pants" 

@LexYeen

"Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of my pants."
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader..."

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

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improving Star Wars with the addition of "my pants" 

@Leucrotta @LexYeen

Remember, the Jorts will be with you, always.

-His pants are off.
-Luke, you switched off your pants, what's wrong?
-Nothing, I'm all jorts.

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