improving Star Wars with the addition of "my pants"
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"There has been a disturbance in my pants."
"I have felt it in my pants, my master."
"The son of Skywalker must not be allowed to become a Jedi."
"Yes, my master. If he could be turned, he would become powerful pants."
improving Star Wars with the addition of "my pants"
Remember, the Jorts will be with you, always.
-His pants are off.
-Luke, you switched off your pants, what's wrong?
-Nothing, I'm all jorts.