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Standard rules Genie list: (3 wishes. No Ironically/maliciously/cruely granted wishes, Can't wish for murder, Can't wish for love, Can't wish for resurrection, Can't wish for more wishes) 

My Genie list.

1: Monthly post-tax income adjusted for USD inflation equivalent to 2019 $10,000, accounted for legally and in-auditable (10 grand a month, after taxes, no legal investigations or issues)
2: Body repair and restoration (Back to my early 20s, weight down, diabetes cured, mouth fixed, bald reversed, body maintenance free.)
3: Gender affirmation/expression control. (on demand body shapeshifting)

People are creating Marble-sonas and Marble lore and marble sports have betting pools and superstars and favorite teams and fandom chants. I could run out into KOMO plaza and yell out OOOOOOOOOOOOO and get at least 3 people to know exactly what I was was doing and join in. This is what the Internet was created for.

(please don't introduce nationalism, drug testing, or unethical amounts of money for contracts and endorsements into my pure and innocent marblesports fun. I couldn't take it.)

tired startup: "we're disrupting $industry"

wired startup: "we're ripping the white supremacy out of $industry bit by bit"

[imagine dragons voice]
I feel it in my bones
I bark so that you know
Hello I am pupy
I am pupy
Hello I am pupy
A good girl pupy

Hey y'all. Thanks for being around and being my friends and putting up with me using your space like my own private LiveJournal. I'm trying to keep the crap to a minimum, but I also don't have many spaces to share with a like minded audience.

I appreciate all of you.

Thanks for the input! I'll start writing up the infodump to be released sometime later. Don't hold your breath though. I've got a bunch of internal shit to try and work through.

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Oh hey, cool. There's an XR protest marching through the plaza at work. A bunch of millenials yelling "Tell The Truth" outside KOMO plaza and holding signs saying "Sorry to bother you, but your home is on fire" and "Extinction can't be reversed by money"

I want to join them, but I have work to do, I'm tired, and I have a date tonight.

Petition for a Seattle area drinking establishment to hold Marblympics fan events where all us queer Marble fans can mob the place and get friendly-rowdy about marbles fighting gravity :D

Excuse me why am I not being fed snacks in a dog bowl while curled up on the lap of a partner twice my size

Temporary Self-Mute 

Or maybe a tolerance break?

Just gonna have to put Masto down for a while. This isn't on anyone here. You all are wonderful and strange and everything that is super-declarative and self-defining and soul-expressing that makes this ball of dirt bearable to live on.

Please you all stay your wonderful selves.

(If this is worrying to anyone, let me be clear: I am totally safe physically. I will still answer DMs and if you want a chat, my is available upon request.)

Lewd, picture 

@Oneironott as you should! They are pretty nice!

@body@mastodon.social Self-evolving autonomous system here

@zebratron2084 no one /needs/ Taco Bell

But wanting Taco Bell is very different. And you know you want some or you wouldn’t be asking to be stopped.

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