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If you were a high-end action figure, what would be your pre-recorded phrases on your talk-box? 

Tagging @orrery @Oneironott @LexYeen@snouts.online and @mawr cause I'm curious!

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If you were a high-end action figure, what would be your pre-recorded phrases on your talk-box? 

I think mine would be:

"[Beep]-Raow!"
"Engineer brain is taking over..."
"Good lift, Safe Landing"
"I got this!"
"Nothing's wrong, I'm just really stoned"
"Wanna fuck?"
"Dial-up handshake noise"

@RobinHood It turns out that this is the only way to get species out of their navel gazing funk and focused on reaching the stars, just so the universe stops roasting them.

The alien community long ago realized that spite was about the only universally effective motivator.

1 year HRT-versary today. Boobs are fun.

Not hating myself, and not living with my own brain eating itself from the inside out (so often) is even more fun.

Hey you all. I love you and I think you're doing awesome! Every one of you.

@SouthernGothHick Star Trek: TNG "The Game" Another Starfleet/Federation mind control plot. Foiled by Gene Roddenberry expy Wesley Crusher.

Music I grew up with 

I'm happy to report that to me, Daft Punk's album Discovery still holds up as one of my favorites.

@Oneironott I'll give you one first! Ottr tails are perfect for cuddling!

[1.Ch.] The In-Laws 

@orrery *sends you a orbital pod of huskybot love energy* I see you, bird. I'll be here to welcome you back.

@SuperCee@plush.city this why I don’t like that game. It’s just being mean on purpose.

A Saturday without D&D (CW: Weed mention) 

Game got put on hold while the DM is out of the area.

Today was declared a project around Gateway Station day.

The projects are accomplished to the point were we can stop for now. @mawr hurt their back, but we are both at Okay Lvl 4.20 (nice)

I'm thinking of all of you and I love you all! Happy Saturday!

special sneak preview: what Rez has been up to 

@zebratron2084 FRIEND! Hi! Nice chassis upgrade! I love the colors!

@Oneironott Let me know when you've got a free night! Some of my evenings are filling up as I try to actually be social with real people (toys, robots, aliens, whatever) but Id really like that too.

Impostor feelings are SUPER strong today. is there anything I'm actually good at?

Kink, vague "request" idk 

@makyo@snouts.online You can do this to me anytime you want. seriously. I need reminders until i believe them.

No filter Halloween Selfies (CW eye contact) 

(Holy crap. Those lenses are _super_effective in warping my perception. I should put them back on~)

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🎶 Millennial Mic Check - by Kelsy Astra (CW: WIP Lyrics) 

Also: Apologies for the flood, but I can't have the whole thing behind a CW anymore.

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🎶 Millennial Mic Check - by Kelsy Astra (CW: WIP Lyrics) 

Apparently riding on buses helps me write lyrics.

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🎶 Millennial Mic Check - by Kelsy Astra (CW: WIP Lyrics) 

Mic check, mic check, 1-2, 1-2!
I don’t know what I’m supposed to do!
Mic check, mic check 1-2-3!
So many lies I can finally see!

It’s worse if your black
Or not red, white, and blue
I’m guessing (can’t travel)
How’s the world treating you?

Can you eat? Are you safe?
Fresh water to clean pits?
I hope your not hunted
If your gender doesn’t fit

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