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@anthracite Jar Jar Binks was behind everything. He was working with R2-D2, the first force sensitive Sith droid and The Millennium Falcon's navigation computer.

Oh hey! Infinite character limit on CW'd post is back! Thanks Awoo!

re: hrt, whining 

@chimerror Hey now! some of us were sad they weren't getting cuddles before starting HRT.

re: Storythreads 

@IceWolf *an alcove in the prep-bay lights up. The protective cover retracts and a Delta-X huskybot the size of a large motorcycle emerges. Her steps thud softly against the deck as she pads up next to you. She turns her head and blinks, a smile crossing her muzzle as a scanning laser emerges from between her eyes, swiftly tracing from the tops of your ears down to your toes and back up again.*

"Partner profile created. Platform Delta-1736 assigned. Duties: Tactical support and transportation. Please touch my nose to enable pheromonic profile tracking in case of separation. You can call me Delta. What's your name?"

*She asks brightly, her voice a rumble of controlled excitement.*

An exchange at work (+) 

Me: Oh no!
Them: What?
M: Steam Winter Sale
T: (in total agreement) Oh no!

#Storythreads (Mini RP prompt. Feel free to reply) 

"Good afternoon, Agent. Your downtime cycle has been cancelled. A target has been identified and you are the nearest asset in range. Respond within [300 seconds] to confirm activation of your huskybot partner and prepare for orbital drop."

@adeptomega@snouts.online

Someone RP with expressed interest in dating me, but that turned into an instant rejection when I said I didn't want to take all my online-kinks into meatspace.

You think I'd be used to rejection by now.

Nope.

Well, I guess I'm used to it. It just still hurts.

re: All Caps 

@DissidentKitty@radical.town Captain Amazing
Captain Armstrong
Captain Jack Sparrow

@LexYeen@snouts.online Only when I'm awake. I don't route that output to broadcast, though

@zx3 Pretty sure its possible to do both.

Today wasn't as lousy as some others I've had, but it certainly could've gone better.

groove coaster, vERY kinky 

@fluxom_alt @minty_da Ahegosis. I have a similar apparatus in storage around here somewhere.

*launches distress beacon*
*immediately recalls distress beacon*
*launches distress beacon again*
*launches louder apology beacon*
*self destructs all beacons*
*launches the all-clear beacon*
*all-clear beacon launches its own distress beacon*
*destroys launcher*

Asking for prompts! Boosts OK! (CW: Cyberpunk) 

I need something to write about! Give me something cyberpunk to toot on for a few posts!

@zx3 Yay for finishing! Hopefully you'll feel better after your re-initialize yourself!

@zx3 I believe in you, Zed! You can do it! Never give up, Never surrender!

The longest wait:

When you wake up a half hour before your alarm, then 15 minutes, then 2 minutes, then 1 minute.

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