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Lewd shitpost, ps5 

@SuperCee@plush.city if you sell enough videos, you could buy a ps5

Incoming broadcast from Huskybot AXIOS. CW: All Caps for Giant Robot 

[IT'S PRETTY COOL BEING THIS BIG. I DON'T GET STUCK IN TRAFFIC.]

Incoming broadcast from Huskybot AXIOS. CW: All Caps for Giant Robot 

[FUCKIT. AXIOS IS DEPLOYED FOR THE SUMMER. I'M THINKING BIG THOUGHTS UNTIL I CHANGE MY MIND.]

@porsupah Stainless is a good 2nd choice! i stick with titanium and alloys of it for the weight savings, and I just like the luster/color of it a little bit more than stainless.

@porsupah I picked Stainless steel, but I wanted to pick titanium.

re: zalgotext for artistic purposes re: mass effect nerd shitpost 

@LexYeen@snouts.online Yeah, that note had some power behind it.

re: mass effect nerd shitpost 

@LexYeen@snouts.online With loud horn fanfares as you scream in from orbit and start destroying people with kinetic weapons so powerful they redshift their metal projectiles into superheated liquid?

@fluxom_alt @velexiraptor But the high velocity has caused all colors to blend back together uniformly around him so when he returns, he is Tony the White.

@velexiraptor @fluxom_alt gravity wells become gravity bowls and the entire system becomes a skatepark, and Earth's best skaters, including an aged Tony Hawk (who will sacrifice himself throwing his last 900 to save the rookie who just started this year) have to team up to save the Galactic Community Center for Disadvantaged Species (Earth) from being bulldozed because Space Bezos wants to gentrify the Milky Way.

is something I actually can't participate in.

None of my icons show teeth.

Anyone open for an icon commission?

re: Working with the River Tribe [update] 

I just realized that I was a part of costing Uncle Jeff a lot of money, and he can find out my name and where I live.

But I was also a part of costing Uncle Jeff a lot of money, so I should be able to coast into Heaven on that, right?

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re: shitpost 

@LexYeen@snouts.online Hey, I have a name, you know?! 😃

Working with the River Tribe [update] 

TL,DR: They blinked and they're gonna pay.

Had a special conference call today. The ops team is now getting a thank you bonus. For being on-site through the pandemic so far, and fighting a labor dispute too, and STILL managing to deliver the same high quality service. To be paid out by the end of the month. So that was nice to hear.

On-call is going away. They are dismantling required after-hours for hourly employees.

Its nice to actually see skip levels responding to employee feedback.

Shitposting 

It's not getting left on read...

...It's leaving them speechless.

re: subtooting cuties and me being a gay disaster 

@SuperCee@plush.city Fav'd

@Taris Stick a stilleto heel under there and that's basically what a personal invention I called "Heelbacks" are.

@starkatt Energy levels depleted.

Power reserves drained.

Output capacity reduced.

Granted, all of those take longer to say and are more verbose, so adoption might be reserved for me and my fellow synths. :)

Taking a long time to get back into a work groove. I spent so much of last week out of the office, I can't get my brain to engage with actually doing my job. Been looking at gun parts all day

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