🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

@Leucrotta hey, i know you like funk and black hole sun. Have a thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgUHObyI24A

I have 107 lines on this spreadsheet to process. I want to think of video game ideas.

Someone tell me to stop fucking around and get my work done.

anyone got the hookup for getting some Thanks-A-Lots to me here in seattle?

The job search mission has officially commenced with the first transmission of my updated resume.

I'm searching for senior IT support positions in the Seattle metro area. Please DM if you work for a non-shitty place that could use an experienced tech who is obsessed with fixing everything she can.

THX
-k

Tech rehearsal completed! Looks like things worked out. Will try again maybe Wednesday and stream for an audience.

Good for Abigail. ​

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I hope today was good for you.

"Tell a stranger the best parts of your life story in 1 page. Leave out anything that might make them question your desirability to be allowed to continue surviving in a world you didn't consent to exist in. Do it in a space-wasting format so they can glance at and not actually care about anything you wrote. Include as many keywords so that their black box algorithm will MORE LIKELY add you to the mailing list of candidates that will also be automatically ignored by yet another black box algorithm. Include your email address and phone number so you can not be contacted for the position you actually applied for, but so you can get spam calls and emails from other PII harvesters who will contact you about jobs in other states, that you aren't qualified for, or wouldn't take for any number of reasons, until you die."

Do this until you actually die.

"The best way to hurt rich people is to turn them into poor people." -Billy Ray Valentine, Trading Places.

(made public this time to allow boosting)

I have a very limited capacity for small talk. I will jump from "Hi/Hello" to "I found something exciting/cool/horny and i'll gonna talk about it for hours" or "You responded to me, you must want to know all of my trauma, let me share" in between sentences.

Has streaming on Steam worked for anyone? Tried it last night and never got more than a blank screen. I'd prefer not to use twitch, and OBS scares me cause its probs way more than I need. Just asking for some pointers, and if I have to Twitch it, sure.

I have to share this track. With 100% awareness of all the discourse.

And I still have to share.

Kill The Messenger - Rezodrone - Cyberpunk 2077.

Morgue workers are the only people who go into work the day after they die.

Happy Solstice on Planet Earth. Its your shortest day, with the longest night. But the last nights of 2020 will get shorter and shorter until the year is finally dead.

@kat If your a big driver like me, you need something a bit stronger *pulls out an external 69TB liquid cooled mini-monolith with a long cable.* Want the first gig?

Can I just say that I'm really annoyed with bitcoin miners driving up the cost and reducing availability of decent graphics cards? Or are we done being mad about that?

What if i just... quit.. and didn't look back? Just gave up and stopped being afraid and just committed to doing something different?

@mawr having been in cultural proximity to marching bands, this video is at minimum 80% accurate to reality, and about 95% accurate to mindset. That's what it feels like.

@zx3 same!

Its not often I come across what I could describe as a perfect music video. This one goes on the list of candidates under consideration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8NHebm4nTY

Justice - Heavy Metal.

Got any other candidates? Throw em up with #VidsFromOrbit