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Robots beware! 

Do not buy these! Their emulation is so biased and glitchy. Very prone to extremes and full of vulnerable security holes!

Work (-, -, -) 

After my rotation, I was sent back to my normal duties. While I was out, all the RedZone laptops got re-imaged. So I had to get setup all over again.

But, also, a crucial tool needed to do my job was also reset, and now I can't make it work, so I can't work on any of the 60+ tickets currently pending.

And there is no-one on-site from the developers of the tool to help me get the fucking thing fixed.

I just want to do my job

CW: USPOL, Reparations, Thought Exercise, Drug usage 

And forced the new industry to remain small and local. Which should go a long way to actually creating real jobs, not just jobs on paper.

Another provision: All employees must be hired directly, with full-time positions, and full health benefits. Make that part of being granted a license.

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CW: USPOL, Reparations, Thought Exercise, Drug usage 

Here's a thought:

When MDMA gets legalized, as a _preliminary part_ of a reparation's package, limit the awarding of production, refining, distribution, and retail of MDMA to small-business owners of color.

Business's would be limited to under 50 employees, and must be owned, controlled, and operated by black people.

This makes up for most legal weed businesses being owned by white people while black people are still serving jail sentences.

Up at 0600 on a Sunday for work. This will be my life for a while.

Having a Friday off should be nice, though.

Good morning, City.

Today is a day for locking my gyros and remaining centered, allowing all disturbances and disappointments to pass over and through me without changing my course or disrupting my orientation.

Holy shit, 2nd Puberty makes that really fucking hard, you friends!

To everyone crushing on me: 

It’s okay to actually tell me! If you were worried I wouldn’t be receptive, that is so far from the truth! I’m totally in your league, and you should totally shoot your shot!

#Storythreads (Mini RP prompt. Feel free to reply) 

"Good afternoon, Agent. Your downtime cycle has been cancelled. A target has been identified and you are the nearest asset in range. Respond within [300 seconds] to confirm activation of your huskybot partner and prepare for orbital drop."

Asking for prompts! Boosts OK! (CW: Cyberpunk) 

I need something to write about! Give me something cyberpunk to toot on for a few posts!

Huskybot Gear 

Rho-Class: Communication Soundboard
Delta-Class: Electric Skateboards
Beta-Class: Hoverboards
Axiom-Class: Station Maintenance Sled
AXIOS: Sword.

I survived till Friday again! Time for some bad fuel and broadcast for contact.

CQ, CQ this is KEL-C broadcasting on all frequencies and all channels! How's it going out there in your universe?

Don't dance like there's nobody watching.

Dance like there are three benevolent alien deities watching, and they are very proud of you.

Dance like that.

I think I have hit full on mid-life crisis. I'm starting to throw my mind into all the things I wanted to do in my twenties, but didn't because I was busy trying to survive and make it through my 20s. My mind doesn't feel any different, the things I want aren't different, but my circumstances and resources have changed drastically from where I was when I was 25 verses now.

I still can't stop modding my car in my head, but now implementation seems feasible.

If you were a high-end action figure, what would be your pre-recorded phrases on your talk-box? 

Tagging @orrery @Oneironott @LexYeen@snouts.online and @mawr cause I'm curious!

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If you were a high-end action figure, what would be your pre-recorded phrases on your talk-box? 

I think mine would be:

"[Beep]-Raow!"
"Engineer brain is taking over..."
"Good lift, Safe Landing"
"I got this!"
"Nothing's wrong, I'm just really stoned"
"Wanna fuck?"
"Dial-up handshake noise"

1 year HRT-versary today. Boobs are fun.

Not hating myself, and not living with my own brain eating itself from the inside out (so often) is even more fun.

Hey you all. I love you and I think you're doing awesome! Every one of you.

Music I grew up with 

I'm happy to report that to me, Daft Punk's album Discovery still holds up as one of my favorites.

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