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CW: Little Richard, Youtube Link 

This is the strongest memory I have of Little Richard, aside from his cameo in Coming to America

Little Richard - The Itsy Bitsy Spider

youtube.com/watch?v=vri5-goEBs


A poll for those that know what I look like: 

Trying to find a direction for my girl style. You can help me focus my efforts

Mother's day with my mother. CW: Maternal violence toward their child 

Called mom. Missed the card this year.

I will never forget our past history. She kicked me out. She did try to kill me (once). She was demanding, abusive, controlling.

But I keep calling her. Birthday, Mother's day, anniversary.

Sometimes I wish I could quit her. Not sure what I'd do instead though.

But I also know that I will have a big hole in my tapestry when she's gone, and I want that to be as small as I can get it.

CW: Medical 

My shoulder joint has been growing steadily more and more painful over the Lockdown months. I'm worried about repetitive stretch injury.

Have there been any sightings of male Karens yet? I know they are out there, I've had to deal with them before when I was working retail. I guess what I'm asking is if they've hit high enough population density to be memed about.

re: CW: Working for the River Tribe. (update) 

Ney guy had one day with me yesterday. I get in and find that no one sees him. I'm torn between telling my manager right away and trying to cover the new guy, because he wasn't having the best energy day yesterday. Wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. Then my manager asks me a direct question and I couldn't think of a lie fast enough, so I just told the truth.

M: $new_person.first_Name is not returning. We're working on a replacement.

Me (internally): Did the cloning labs finally get out of testing?

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Mile markers on the information superhighway toward the weird cyberpunk future (Hi, Kelsey is stoned and feeling old) 

On my personally curated feed of demographically targeted news, A "celebrity fighting game player" has a profile of their not 1, but 2 new fursuits. Like.. I put Kotaku in my RSS feeds for news about video games, not People Magazine fashion review gossip journalism!

But that made me think about living in the housing stacks while the acid rain beat against my polycarbonate window, waiting for my boyfriend to finish his work out our exercise bike/generator for the batteries so we can heat up some SOYPRO Broccoli Beef pouches, getting high together and dreaming about what we're gonna do after that one big score we just know is right around the corner cause we're young and invincible and rent is next week's problem.

What is this fucking timeline? Why are some parts of it exactly what i want and mixed with everything I wish didn't exist?

re: CW: Working for the River Tribe. 

This is finally starting to give me an answer to my question, how does such a labyrinthine company get anything done? By making employees do other employee's jobs and their own.

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CW: Working for the River Tribe. 

RT: Hey, so you don't write down all the things you find wrong with your job, so we're going to not give you a raise this year.

Me: Whatevs. I'll just do the extra work of leaving a paper trail for you to ignore instead.

RT: Put together an agenda to train a new contractor to do your job. He starts in a week. You have 2 days.

Me: Okay. Here. *delivered*. Everything it took me a month to learn and 6 months to be competent in.

RT: New guy is here. He has 2 things out of 10 to actually be a useful employee. You're in charge of the rest.

Me: O, okay? Is his manger (mine too) going to be doing anything useful?

RT: Lol no. He's a manager. he doesn't even need to be on campus right now. Also, keep working tickets alone. and train the new guy, and make sure his token works, and he doesn't have a laptop, so why don't you manage that too.

Me... Tim Bray is my fucking hero.

Buy Nothing on May 1st

General Strike ✊

Pass it on :blobcatsurprised:

CW: Collars, kink 

I really miss my suede collar. I wore that 24/7 for about 3 months before the rash was too bad to ignore any longer.

I thought the color wasn't the best looking for me, but i loved what it meant and how it made me feel so much more that I didn't even care.

I should get another one.

i want to have a gay sleepover where we play co-op beat em ups

i DO know who needs to hear this 

Kimberly Starwind Plutonium Applebaum of Eugene, Oregon, don't forget to get your progesterone refilled, i know you've got like four days of it left but your local CVS is closed on Sundays now and you don't want to be kicking yourself then

Open if you are pupy 

you're such a good pupy!! :blobpatpat:

"Drake check your camera, there seems to be a malfunction"

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I uh, took the plunge.

You can check out my new Artstation account at artstation.com/jonascher if you would like!

"Another glorious day in the Corps. Every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. I love the Corps!"

i want short messy fluffy hair with lots of layers, that falls mostly over my eyebrows and where i (or a lover) can run hands through the back and feel its roughness

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