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"I found this ring inside a fish I caught. Is it magic?"
"Let me see," the witch said. "Hm, yes. When you wear it, whatever is done to you will also be done to the other person."
"Sweet! I shall ask for so many hugs!"
"But that-"
"And wear it at the protest march."
"Excellent!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"Wide doorways," the prince wrote.
"To frame your dramatic entrances," the architect of his new palace wrote back.
"Gentle slopes, no stairs," the prince wrote.
"To better display your grace," the architect wrote.
The prince eyed the wheeled chair that gave him freedom.
"Yes."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Hey, PMs CTOs and tech leads,

consider actively hiring a black dev or two.

Trust me, we can do more than dribble basketballs and make you nervous in public places.

cynicism 

If "black lives mattered" we wouldnt be having this conversation every couple of years when one of us gets our throats mangled by the police.

CW: Selfie, eye contact, bright light in view 

@imani@playvicious.social This was me on my birthday last year. I went to Portland for the weekend and spend the whole time there in girl mode. Bought my lightsaber, went to a queer bar, and apologized to no one (except for my boyfriend and my partner, who had to save me from an allergy attack when I forgot I can't eat raw carrots

Woke up out of recharge cycle at 0300, unable to breathe. Couldn't get back to sleep. Can breath sort of normally now, but fem-voice is disabled.

i hate being meat

A stoned shitpost 

Lesbian Chess. Each side has two queens. the objective is to improvise an arrangement of the pieces of the board that opens a pathway to all 4 queens getting together in the middle.

I don't care when it comes out. I have to see the new Dune. Cause there's Black People in it!

This is part of the creative project I have decided is going to be my "2020 Project" to give me something to do while all this is going on. It took a lot of trial and error, but I am so very happy with the results.

Never has the guitar windmill ever been more emotioinal, or done with as much dignity and grace than in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. When B&T accidentally visit the Wyld Stallyns' future with the "totally excellent music" (that is actually theirs) The Council, and their acolytes? servants? followers" all do this amazing slow motion air guitar movement and the music swells and its just...

beautiful.

There are videos of Youtube cosplayers doing ASMR android and cyberware repairs, upgrades, and inspections.

I here I thought Youtube didn't allow porn.

Ugh, making PMVs is a little harder than I wanted it to be. But I'm gonna get this done by next month. Tentative release date is July 6th!

3 important questions to ask anyone who is in charge or appears to be in charge:

1. In whose interests do you exercise power?
2. To whom are you accountable?
3. How can we get rid of you?

This is part of the creative project I have decided is going to be my "2020 Project" to give me something to do while all this is going on. It took a lot of trial and error, but I am so very happy with the results.

I'm feeling better this Monday than I did last Monday. And I got last Monday off!

My thighs are sore AF, but I'm a damn good puppy.

he's satisfied with my work. I've actioned on all of my requested deliverables and he has no complaints. Not that he was worried, he just wanted documentation so he could speak to my worth.

My schedule will be changing again, probably back to Monday-Friday. I didn't have the bandwidth to try and advocate for my 4-10s, Cause after thinking about the everything in the world I really wasn't having the best time.

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Unless you’re on the ground, are donating, or are a Black person affected by police, shut the fuck up about how we all should be burning shit down right now. Think about the Black Panthers and the causalties of Fergusion and other act Black resistance before you fix your mouth to suggest what we, “should” do.

Furthermore, riots do not make COVID-19 a hoax, nor are people who are concerned about infecting loved ones, “domesticated” for wearing masks or observing other ordinances.

Thank you.

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