🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

I'm trying to find the video about the person who was building a streaming camera robot that would use a string and pulley system to do x-y-z positioning in their shop. I think it was someone using she/her, but I can't remember clearly.

If I was going to make a seaslug-sona, it would look like this one:

Can I get a HELL YEAH?

Every fucker who refused and refuses to still wear masks owes me a summer of swimming.

Holy shit. TIL that Herman Cain was part of setting the tipped minimum wage at $2.13.

I hate that there is a part of me that smiles a few millimeters each time COVID shortens my list and lightens my workload.

https://twitter.com/donovanxramsey/status/1288864597651476481

*gasps at glorious leader Uncle Jeff* Master has given Kelsey a Slack! Yet another work collaboration tool so I can have even more ways for people to grab my attention. That's exactly what I needed.

Because @mawr asked me to, here is the things I need to feel like a Queen:
1: Beautiful wardrobe
2: (body image issues go here)
3: Legion of cuties to serve all my needs
4: Power to remove any annoyances using whatever means I feel necessary depending only on my whim.
5: Something shiny (crown, tiara, or circlet, not mere hats!) to wear on my head so all you fuckers remember whomst is in charge :)
6: A population of good people to protect and serve.

I'M STILL HERE, GONNA BE MY BIG SELF ALL SUMMER! BUT KLCY JUST GOT THIS AND WANTED TO BANDWAGON, CAUSE SHE'S A DORK. (hi-rez: https://i.imgur.com/RpIzZMK.jpg )

So, Byethen is emailing and texting me about donating to his campaign.

"Just because I'm voting for you doesn't mean I care or like you. You are a means to an end. Until you copy Bernie's platform word for word and choose a black trans woman for a running mate, kindly fuck off, keep your mouth shut, and let Trump win you the race for you, cause you look better the longer he keeps being himself an you saying nothing to him. If you wanted to win in a landslide, you could go on record and say out loud the following "The President is a racist fascist and should never have been elected in the first place"

I don't wanna work, I wanna go home and smooch all the cuties i haven't been able to smooch since March. And all the cuties I've been able to smooch.

Yeah, if anyone's hiring a cutie smoocher, please let me know! I work cheap!

I DIDN'T SEE SHIT! I DON'T KNOW SHIT.

By dragging anyone who doesn't vote for him off in unmarked rental minivans and anonymous, militarized, federal officers wearing no identification; By detaining dissenters without charge in deadly conditions, guarded by fascist bullies who will use intimidation, fear, and violence against vulnerable populations with no fear of accountability or justice; By destroying evidence and paper trails; By suppressing votes; By controlling the news cycle (by being as outrageous as possible, he forces the news to cover him and his latest bullshit, not the /effects/ and injustices his latest bullshit causes, validates, and encourages;

By being himself: an arrogant, bigoted, comb-overed, degrading, embarrassing, fallacious, graceless, hollow, immature, jack-booted, lecherous, mass-murdering, nepotistic, oppressive, pestilent, quarrelsome, racist, sexist, tyrannical, unethical, vain, wrong, xenophobic, yucky, zealot of a vegetable coated in fake cheeto dust, fake tan, and fake hair.

Someone should go check where Steve Jobs is buried, because I think the Reality Distortion Field was illegally exhumed, and used to power this soulless troglodyte. Nothing else would be powerful enough.

I feel bad for his Secret Service detail.

Letting my friend who borrowed my first bass that I might need him back as a protest instrument.

AXIOS, STOP TRYING TO TURN EVERY RESPONSE INTO FLIRTING. YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT IT AND YOU ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND A PLUSH. NO MORE BEING GREEDY.

Not the best night. I think i'm starting to grow a cycle on all this HRT.