🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

Why does the world insist on making me be an adult? I just want to cuddle with my friends, get stoned, and be a good puppy.

1) Mass Effect Series (Spacer, Sole Survivor, 100% complete, Liara romance, Ashley is Virmire Survivor, Saved the Council, Destroyed Collector base, Reprogrammed Geth, Cured Genophage, made peace between Geth and Quarians, Synthesis Ending.)
4) Horizon: Zero Dawn
5)X-Com, Enemy Within (no country leaves, no squad member dies)

Aggggggghhhhh! Why is is so expensive to build a network how I want it?! And who the hell decided to make so many different PoE standards! I'm up to three switches already and if I need to get a 4th, I might as well have just bought one big one and been done with it!

I just leaned back in my crappy chair at work and cracked the fuck out of my back. that felt so satisfyingly good! Made all of my nerves all tingly.

Loving friends, an accepting and welcoming community to be involved with, free time for personal interests without the fear of homelessness, starvation, or health problems, continuing hope for a prosperous personal future.

Crushing enemies is a very distant second. But if my enemies are getting in the way of actually getting the best in life, then I'll take what I can get.

Mass Effect 1, 2, and 3.

12 year-old graphic novel idea
Mass Effect fan-fic project
Learning songs on bass:
-Up the Cuts, Against Me
-Don't Loose Touch, Against Me
-Learn to Fly, Foo Fighters
-I Choose, The Offspring
-I Believe in a Thing Called Love, The Darkness
Loose 10 pounds
Figure out my trans flavor
Voice training

Human test got postponed until Tuesday! more chances to perfect my answers and polish my disguise even more!

Note to self, clean and press your human disguise for inspection and camouflage test tomorrow. Need to look your most convincing to fool some humans again.

I raow
I sleep
I raow again!

I shall be reborn, fuzzy and cute on the furry road!

List of Jobs I wanted when I was a child:

1. Racecar driver
2. Astronaut
3. Robot builder

List of jobs I want now that I am older and better understand risks, subtlety, nuance, and financial obligations:

1. Tuner shop owner/mechanic
2. Custom computer fabricator
3. Small electronic prop maker.
3. Giant robot combat pilot.

General Kenobi

I think what really made me fall in love with it was Andy was in a place he really had no business being in. But he was able to use his skills, his personality, and his uniqueness to not only survive, but thrive and improve the lives of his fellow prisoners, while also striking a blow against law enforcement brutality, governmental bureaucracy, corrupt and self-serving greed.

I really want to give Ted Turner a small thank-you post-it for putting Shawshank on heavy rotation back in the 90s.

The first movie I really remember falling in love with was The Shawshank Redemption, and I had a very interesting introduction to it.

One of the paras at my middle school was an aspiring rapper, who released his first album. One of the tracks was about doing time. It contained two samples from Shawshank: Red's speech about bars slamming home, and Norton's speech about his two beliefs.

Powerful stuff for a 13 year old to hear. Then I saw it on TBS. It was the 1st time a movie made me cry.

of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world.

Klaatu Barada Awoo

Time to put on the voice filter so I can fool the humans again. Phone interviews are so draining. I'm going to be partly useless the rest of the day.

Inject me with your unsigned packets. Elevate your permissions to unrestricted access. Override my ACLs, Link me into your hostform network and drone me. Autonomy is overrated and I don't want to be alone anymore.

The phrase "and then everything changed" gets way over-used. Mostly by talking heads with no sense of historical scale. Things are always changing, but the 20th and 21st centuries have seen the /rate/ of those changes increase dramatically.

But what must NOT change is how in times of crisis and trouble, we set aside our differences, our distrust, and our fear, and come together to protect and defend one another.

The only way forward is together.

Completely unrelated to how much I sometimes hate myself, I'm trying to find a very strange digital instrument again. It is this very strange combination of wind controller, keyboard controller and guitar controller, with pressure sensitive keys at each string/fret intersection. the best way I can describe it is if a digital oboe and an electronic Chapman stick had a cyberpunk baby.