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Given the choice, I'd rather be a notch in a bedpost, than a line in a song.

SEA area ask :boost_ok:​ 

Gateway Heavy 02 just arrived on station and needs some proper IFF stickers. Do any of you local friends have a transgender pride vinyl they'd be willing to donate?

Celebrity Death, Milkshake Duck Status unknown 

*A parade of ATVs slow crawl past your corner, all RuffRyders wearing black BMX helmets with visors. In mornful chorus, their back-seat Ryders singing in mournful chorus "OH! NO! THAT"S HOW RUFFRYDERS ROLL!"*

The Building People (+,+) 

In my last 2 weeks of working for the River Tribe, I was courted by a recruiter for the Building People, who needed a IT Field Engineer. I adjusted my resume twice, had a web meeting with the recruiter, a phone screen, a technical, and an in-person on Friday.

I did make it home before the recruiter contacted me to let me know there was an intent for job offer, pending the return of the office admin on Monday.

So, instead of the month's long job hunt agony, I have a short 2 week break pending paperwork and unemployment.

I have been sobern't all weekend in celebration, but will be taking some time to notice how things were different from my past experiences, and being grateful for the change.

Webcomics 

So... Questionable Content is so very aptly named.

And I love it.

Musical Opinion Shitpost. Personal Musical History 

So...

The Coming Out of Their Shells album from the Ninja Turtles has 10 tracks. 8 of them are bops at minimum, and 6 of those are just for-real bangers. There's only 2 that don't really activate me, but shit, they're probably gonna work for someone.

There's a lot of really good and fun lyrics. The one track that might give some people issue is "Walk Straight", cause they keep repeating the line "verb straight" but its more about sticking to your own path, ideals, and goals rather than mutating yourself to fit in. It's not about forcing an orientation on kids.

Favorite Tracks:
Pizza Power
No Treaties
Sing About It

youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK

late night shitpost 

Commie is short for comrade. Thanks for ted talk coming.

Quarrantiversary shitpost. 

Anyone still making bread? I wanna see fucking with their blood sugar will get more racists to say their bullshit on mic?

Working for the River Tribe 

I have 107 lines on this spreadsheet to process. I want to think of video game ideas.

Someone tell me to stop fucking around and get my work done.

Girl Scout Cookies :boost_ok:​ 

anyone got the hookup for getting some Thanks-A-Lots to me here in seattle?

No longer working for the River Tribe (maybe) :boost_ok:​ 

The job search mission has officially commenced with the first transmission of my updated resume.

I'm searching for senior IT support positions in the Seattle metro area. Please DM if you work for a non-shitty place that could use an experienced tech who is obsessed with fixing everything she can.

THX
-k

re: Gaming, Streaming. Stream Over. (CW: Cyberpunk 2077) 

Tech rehearsal completed! Looks like things worked out. Will try again maybe Wednesday and stream for an audience.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but I hope today was good for you.

How to write a resume (CW: sarcastic, grumpy subtooting the whole concept) :boost_ok:​ (redrafted) 

"Tell a stranger the best parts of your life story in 1 page. Leave out anything that might make them question your desirability to be allowed to continue surviving in a world you didn't consent to exist in. Do it in a space-wasting format so they can glance at and not actually care about anything you wrote. Include as many keywords so that their black box algorithm will MORE LIKELY add you to the mailing list of candidates that will also be automatically ignored by yet another black box algorithm. Include your email address and phone number so you can not be contacted for the position you actually applied for, but so you can get spam calls and emails from other PII harvesters who will contact you about jobs in other states, that you aren't qualified for, or wouldn't take for any number of reasons, until you die."

Do this until you actually die.

RE: GameStonks borrowed take (CW: Finance, Stock Market, 80's movies) :boost_ok: 

"The best way to hurt rich people is to turn them into poor people." -Billy Ray Valentine, Trading Places.

(made public this time to allow boosting)

Public Service Announcment 

I have a very limited capacity for small talk. I will jump from "Hi/Hello" to "I found something exciting/cool/horny and i'll gonna talk about it for hours" or "You responded to me, you must want to know all of my trauma, let me share" in between sentences.

Question for video game streamers :boost_ok:​ 

Has streaming on Steam worked for anyone? Tried it last night and never got more than a blank screen. I'd prefer not to use twitch, and OBS scares me cause its probs way more than I need. Just asking for some pointers, and if I have to Twitch it, sure.

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