Kyra @kyra@awoo.space

@SuricrasiaOnline gender laxatives

I want to meet a horseshoe crab one day

@noiob apple making groundbreaking progress into their own asses

@noiob they made one of them evil for no reason. The whole movie makes no sense and has nothing to say

@body@mastodon.social don't know if you've seen the Jenny Nicholson videos on creepy pasta fanfiction but you're dangerously correct

@LogicalDash@cybre.space closing my browser won't change them being dishonest about when I'm being paid

@noiob it was good

@noiob i got a 165hz HDR curved iiyama to replace my main display (which was dim and buzzing and occasionally lost HDMI signal and promptly fully died when i stopped using it)
Anyways I played doom eternal on it for the first time and the refresh rate and dynamic range made me dizzy

@body@mastodon.social rip

What do I have to do to stop eBay from lying to me for 5 minutes

@jk my patron? Me.

@jk if i was real i might be a warlock

@jk if only

@masklayer what kind of idiot needs a phone for double fisting?
kids these days smh

@Fenreliania by this standard you could make a 2D game with a 1 pixel display or a mono speaker as a display that you have to respond to in some fashion

@body@mastodon.social believe I'm on day 3

@body@mastodon.social it's a good and crushingly depressing game