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xbox joke 

xbox
xbox 360
xbox one
xbox one x
xbox series x and xbox series s
xbox x
xbox x plus
xbox x ver 1.5
xbox x2
xbox x2:
xbox xx slash
xbox xx accent core
xbox xx accent core plus
xbox xx accent core plus R
xbox 2: overture
xbox xrd: sign
xbox xrd rev 2
xbox xrd: revelator
xbox strive

@noiob I mean were in the era of "feature phones but touch screen"

@body@mastodon.social mine are fine AND I'll cut them off first chance I get

@body@mastodon.social did the shaped charge not compress the fissionable material sufficiently to cause a chain reaction?

@Fenreliania dark souls is also way more abstract and non literal than most modern media, whereas destiny is very literal, but vague

@Fenreliania I would say destiny itself has a responsibility in this. destiny is far more willing to give you actual details about itself but all of the details are nonsense

mental health drugs 

@body@mastodon.social this sounds more alien to me than the effects of any criminalised drug

it feels like a baroquely evil curse by some obscure ancient greek deity who i upset by being trans

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I've a lot of small lingering injuries & various problems with my body that it seems to just not want to address. My body is however endlessly enthusiastic to grow facial hairs that are sort of like steel splinters, in that they routinely pierce my skin and give me tiny cuts

re: medical, covid19, gross 

@body@mastodon.social as it turns out the virus will effect any tissue it happens to be in, which is why it can cause neurological problems and other horrible shit. it just happens to normally get in via the respiratory system

re: transphobia 

@body@mastodon.social most cis people have excised their ability to change their mind about anything without the permission of a newspaper owned by a billionaire

@jk you can get them with chains instead now but they're loud and if one of them snaps it's gonna cut you in half

@jk the EULA would state that if you don't carefully open the cube to look inside it once a month it will start shooting microwaves at you

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