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generally when I get something I want it's hard-won. Even basic things are hard-won with unmedicated ADHD & the victory just feels like the lost time & the expended effort and the guilt & the shame. But the nice thing that happened basically just happened almost in spite of my actions & behaviour

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a nice thing happened in my personal life recently that, while small in the great scheme, is also beyond anything I dared to ever fantasise about; so I'm sort of playing with/entertaining ideas like "taking up space" and "existing in the world" and "people aren't lying when they say they like me"

I am pretty much mostly joking about this, partly because I will eventually start my own one of those

what comedy cast wouldn't be improved by a 6'5" transfem who knows a lot of things about stuff but none of it is very useful

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I think dicefunk has enough trans people on but dropout could do with more. I'm not Canadian or smart so I don't think I could handle dicefriends

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someone should have me on their long-running ttrpg actual play show. I will be playing lesbian columbo and that's a promise/threat

does anyone have a reasonably intact iPhone x or later they aren't using anymore? I'm interested in the faceID hardware for animation reasons

if we start punishing executives with normal customer service work they'd ask to get randomly gun assassinated in the street instead

I think the people who are just paid to blow leaves off of this cunt's fake greek statues are paid more than I've ever been purely through the sheer amount of hours they work

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if you use power tools for hours a day for extremely stupid reasons like removing leaves from your unused garden you should be forced to pay a stipend to all of your neighbours of perhaps £1000 a second

computers are much better than they ever need to be but they seem worse than ever because everyone who makes hardware and software is being coerced/bribed into making them bad on purpose for reasons that no reasonable person likes or agrees with

in other words my local council has been not sending out any inspectors and then threatening everyone they didn't send an inspector to

guy turned up late and said literally everyone he saw today complained about being threatened

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the housing association in charge of my property overcharges for rent on a regular basis, completely fails to deal with maintenance and pest problems and is now threatening*me* with a fine because *they* haven't sent anyone to look at my boiler.
If they don't come this time I'm going to get profoundly annoying

whenever something pretty good isnt perfect we all have to hear about how that thing is the most dangerous and evil thing ever, unlike the mainstream ones which are owned by trustworthy companies like spyware Inc and secret crypto miner on your pc llc

"the Godot engine can be used to make malware"
that's true of everything. welcome to computers. it's hell in here

i dont really understand the point of rust but maybe thats just because i never make mistakes. when i do programming im like. time to write a MMORPG. server and client, one executable. i write it directly in JVM bytecode. (for portability) and i get out my stenographic 0123456789ABCDEF keypad. I set my stopwatch: 8,736 hours. then I begin typing. i finish exactly 5 minutes and 73 milliseconds early. upload to steam and immediately hit number 1 top seller - never need to run the program really

✨ thanks to our new AI technology🚀 you'll never do anything🤖 ever again! ✨

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📼 remember💾 doing anything? ☎️ ok grandpa! 🖥️ theres AI now ✨ so you dont have to anymore! 🤖 and also 🚀 you can't 🔒

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