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Tired of stylish restaurants with high, beautiful natural wood ceilings that amplify noise?

Well come on down to GRUNGY DAVE’S, the garage band themed place with used mattresses all over the walls! Enjoy treats like our rosemary spinach potatoes or crab cake Benedict while listening to the soothing sounds of old Kyuss demos!

I can never remember if biathlon means

🍍 Twice per athlon
🍍 Once per two athlons, or
🍍 Attracted to two or more athlons

The glitchwyrm has risen again! Even the "OH NO!" button won't save you now.

An amazing Kid Pix commission from twitter.com/cirruspaw !

Every once in a while I'm reminded of the infamous bridge 11 foot 8, and smile a little.

(non-injurious vehicle mishaps)
youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfd

artist griping 

I really don’t care how long a commission takes, but my only contact should not be the monthly “any news?” ping I initiate.

especially when the last two responses were “I’m going to start on it soon!”

communication is part of your business too.

Fedi animal lexicon:

🐈 cat
🐦 birb
🐕 friendo
🦇 fluttermouse
🐍 danger noodle

i just faced a guy in smash bros whose name was a URL and when i went to the URL it was.... his linkedin account.

i feel like this is a cryptid

stumbled on this entire new level of Don't Dead Open Inside on hellbird

William Gibson criticized Cyberpunk 2077. Predictably, the subreddit for the game got stupid about it and insulted him.

But this has to be my favorite string of comments from the whole thread:

@cwebber INDEED

So you know how Back In The Past we had _travel agents_ do this sort of thing? And how, even further in the past, people rarely travelled and we assumed that travelling took tons of prep time? This is -- to me -- all of a piece with how a ton of fiddly expensive-if-you-make-a-mistake labor has emerged or shifted onto the middle class's shoulders, without commensurate logistical, psychological, or financial support for that shift

Now that i'm settled in back home, check out this amazing commission I got from Royalty at FE!

after spending a week in Canada, my body *demanded* a burrito.

a noodle abroad 

dammit I missed the airport bus by 2 minutes and it’s hourly :(

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