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lewd phrase pun 

girl, back that ass up

data recoverability is a serious issue

Thinking of all the uncharitable descriptions of a lot of gambling games and i opined with "baccarat is a centrifuge designed to separate rich idiots from money"

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Lin-Fa is a wise, compassionate dracophidian (think "like a dragon, but a snake") who belongs to the Cupid division of the Cosmos Corps. Cupid are the Corps' medics and therapists, and Lin-Fa is one of the latter. She is a calm listener and good at coming up with stories that resonate with others, and is a trusted advisor to anyone not afraid of snakes large enough to eat an adult human whole.

She technically doesn't eat meat, although she has subtle magical powers related to perceiving mental landscapes and hunting down harmful illusions, and this is how she sustains herself. dragon.style/media/yWemEEc-BAY

ace comics! 

I just saw an excellent comic on asexuality & aromanticism from @sdamned@twitter.com that I wanted to recommend here!

This is just the first page, read the whole thing on their twitter:
- twitter.com/sdamned/status/963
- twitter.com/sdamned/status/963

awoo.space/media/M_GXgF5uEvX8s

i suppose it's a demand-side phenomenon, turns out theres a LOT of people who are Hungry For Lore, even when (or especially when) there is none

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it's weird how often you see someone talking about e.g. the production of a video game or a movie, in a way that treats the people responsible as, i guess, of superhuman genius? like "could this blooper reel actually mean THIS?" or "surely this beta screenshot means they were thinking about this" and in every case it's like, no, that decision was arbitrary & meaningless, and everyone makes mistakes, and some things have no explanation, and they're just regular people just like you

the year of the dog is about to begin! but watch out: not every animal with the character 狗 gǒu in it is actually a dog. be on the lookout for these pretenders!

土狗 tǔgǒu "earth dog" - mole cricket
海狗 hǎigǒu "sea dog" - fur seal
狗熊 gǒuxióng "dog bear" - Asian black bear
魚狗 yúgǒu "fish dog" - kingfisher
鬣狗 liègǒu "maned dog" - hyena

computers 

we are fighting library bugs because this customer, a multibillion-dollar telco, configures their devices using telnet.

In the year of our lord two thousand and eighteen.

popular things on awoo.space- awoo- hugs- talking about identity- talking about identity- talking about the Jetsons live action reboot but I hope you appreciate them

SpaceX: We're putting people on Mars.

Developers: Great, more timezones to support.

RT @BrennanLM@twitter.com: Hey gang, Ozymandias here! Thanks as always for looking on my works, and if you liked what you saw don't forget to click "Despair!"

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