Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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this sentence is a work of art.
https://awoo.space/media/xReZHgcwiuJOJaU3Z4w
Even got a video, albeit from a poor angle. (never tried video on mastodon before, hopefully it doesn’t die of compression)
https://awoo.space/media/59haJge-77x3hPhJuts
River Update: there was a really cool bird fishing in the silt today!
I don’t recognize it, but it was totally chill with me taking some pictures from the bridge.
https://awoo.space/media/nYd9n7-hK2ACg_rd71U
https://awoo.space/media/pzCxOoWXoYAtrO_ilyk
https://awoo.space/media/m8H1BG06gT_NYtDskuM
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I turned my laptop over and it appears to feature a blood sacrifice port. Amazing how much tech they cram into these things nowadays.
The Petaluma River is at extremely low tide today. So photogenic!
https://awoo.space/media/M6DOkXsf0ma2YnSV09g
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Who is screaming “install our app for the best experience” outside my house. Show yourself coward, I will never install
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SkyKnit! Read about a collaboration between the LSG knitters of Ravelry & a neural network algorithm
http://aiweirdness.com/post/173096796277/skyknit-when-knitters-teamed-up-with-a-neural
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Want to buy a set of generic dragon silhouettes as default avatars for a web forum; need short turnaround (under a week). Any artist folks interested? Bids requested
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Not sure if this is allowed by the federation: My private pear-to-pear network! 😋
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Medical examiner found traces of muscle relaxers and vegan cheese. It's called Bitter-Sweet Sandwich. It's an artisanal drug Sandwich from Seattle.
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ze was a 🚂
can i make it anymore obvious
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gulfie 
Would shipping the eagles on US federal government agency seals into a poly relationship be treasonous?
The NIPRCC eagle is Nipper, he's really intense, he sometimes struggles with anger issues but has a good heart
The presidential seal eagle is Prescilla. She's shown laying on her back and coyly covering herself with the chief azure, she seems shy but deep down she's a maneater
The DOJ eagle is Dodge, he likes to surf obviously, and he's more laid back. He'd share his leafs with you
oh right, this room feels a lot nicer once I fold up the clean clothes that were on the floor and toss out the amazon boxes!
I still love how after any major furcon, you get a few weeks of solid music as the djs upload sets to mixcloud.
Hey mastodontists! Are you going to BLFC? I’d love to meet up and say hi!
Maybe if there’s enough interest, we could even put together a little gathering.
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You won't find better prices anywhere! We're practically giving genders away! Iiittt'sss
GENDER
GENDER
GENDER MAAAADNESS
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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🏋️🐉
that went better than expected, and I feel good so far. Of course, the real test will be when I wake up tomorrow :p
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
