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due to a labeling mix-up at starbucks, i accidentally got a frappucino.

how can people drink these on the regular.

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Even got a video, albeit from a poor angle. (never tried video on mastodon before, hopefully it doesn’t die of compression)
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River Update: there was a really cool bird fishing in the silt today!

I don’t recognize it, but it was totally chill with me taking some pictures from the bridge.
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I turned my laptop over and it appears to feature a blood sacrifice port. Amazing how much tech they cram into these things nowadays.

The Petaluma River is at extremely low tide today. So photogenic!
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Who is screaming “install our app for the best experience” outside my house. Show yourself coward, I will never install

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Want to buy a set of generic dragon silhouettes as default avatars for a web forum; need short turnaround (under a week). Any artist folks interested? Bids requested

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Not sure if this is allowed by the federation: My private pear-to-pear network! 😋

#photography #photo #pear2pear

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Medical examiner found traces of muscle relaxers and vegan cheese. It's called Bitter-Sweet Sandwich. It's an artisanal drug Sandwich from Seattle.

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Would shipping the eagles on US federal government agency seals into a poly relationship be treasonous?

The NIPRCC eagle is Nipper, he's really intense, he sometimes struggles with anger issues but has a good heart

The presidential seal eagle is Prescilla. She's shown laying on her back and coyly covering herself with the chief azure, she seems shy but deep down she's a maneater

The DOJ eagle is Dodge, he likes to surf obviously, and he's more laid back. He'd share his leafs with you

oh right, this room feels a lot nicer once I fold up the clean clothes that were on the floor and toss out the amazon boxes!

I still love how after any major furcon, you get a few weeks of solid music as the djs upload sets to mixcloud.

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